I emailed him about a signed copy; he's willing to write literally anything. His rep (presumably) replied, stating that I can 'get the signed copy in my demands for $80', and that I can pay through 'PayPal, Zelle, or Cashapp.'
Email:
Hey, Champ!
Humongous fan here! Just wondering how much it would cost me to get a special signed copy of your book? I'm big into humiliation so I was wondering if you could write:
'To Tex, you fat, fucking disgusting pig. I hope you choke on a chicken breast and fall into a fire pit. Love, Ronnie.'
Would obviously be willing to pay a bit extra. Also, good luck with the comeback. Can't wait to see you on stage again!
Yours,
Tex