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Damn smoking apes!
« on: October 11, 2019, 03:19:00 AM »
NO RESPECT I TELL YA!

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2019, 03:47:16 AM »
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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2019, 05:13:05 AM »
The bigger ones are more scary to me than a lion or tiger. Also saw years ago a documentary about people attacked by chimpanzee. Scary really scary.
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2019, 05:24:19 AM »
The bigger ones are more scary to me than a lion or tiger. Also saw years ago a documentary about people attacked by chimpanzee. Scary really scary.

Sounds like you watched King Kong and thought it was real LOLLOL. What sort of spaz finds a chimp scarier than a tiger?
 
'Fuck... there's something moving in those bushes! Oh, Jesus, what if it's a chimpanzee? Please, God.'

(Tiger emerges from the bushes)

'Oh, hahaha, it's just a tiger! Thank fuck for that.'

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2019, 05:31:44 AM »
Sounds like you watched King Kong and thought it was real LOLLOL. What sort of spaz finds a chimp scarier than a tiger?
 
'Fuck... there's something moving in those bushes! Oh, Jesus, what if it's a chimpanzee? Please, God.'

(Tiger emerges from the bushes)

'Oh, hahaha, it's just a tiger! Thank fuck for that.'

He saw Planet of the Dindees of course.

With Wahl Markburger.
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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2019, 05:32:46 AM »
That one chimp tore that woman's face off.


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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2019, 05:39:11 AM »
That one chimp tore that woman's face off.



Exactly. Strong as fuck also.
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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2019, 06:08:09 AM »
That one chimp tore that woman's face off.



Don't tell these fools anything, just let them hang out in a room with an adult, hostile chimp

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2019, 06:14:17 AM »
Tarzan was friends with apes.

Rosie O'Donnell was his best pal.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2019, 06:49:38 AM »
Don't tell these fools anything, just let them hang out in a room with an adult, hostile chimp



Let them hang out in a room with an adult, hostile chimp? Well that's my Friday night fucked. I had plans to meet up with Bubbles and have a few drinks with him. Maybe I'll just go buy a fucking lion instead. I saw this documentary about one that went on adventures with a warthog and a meerkat - he seemed really friendly.


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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2019, 07:03:47 AM »


Let them hang out in a room with an adult, hostile chimp? Well that's my Friday night fucked. I had plans to meet up with Bubbles and have a few drinks with him. Maybe I'll just go buy a fucking lion instead. I saw this documentary about one that went on adventures with a warthog and a meerkat - he seemed really friendly.



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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2019, 08:02:35 AM »
Fuck monkeys. Always hated them. And I love animals.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2019, 09:14:34 AM »
Monkeys got revenge by giving man AIDs.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2019, 09:19:15 AM »
Sounds like you watched King Kong and thought it was real LOLLOL. What sort of spaz finds a chimp scarier than a tiger?
 
'Fuck... there's something moving in those bushes! Oh, Jesus, what if it's a chimpanzee? Please, God.'

(Tiger emerges from the bushes)

'Oh, hahaha, it's just a tiger! Thank fuck for that.'

I spent two weeks in South Africa and Zambia on vacation once. Lots of time seeing monkeys first hand. A monkey the size of a 5 year old has razor sharp teeth and can take down a man in seconds. But the scariest primates I saw were baboons. Teeth as long and sharp as a lion and stronger than any human you’ll ever encounter.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2019, 09:28:16 AM »
Monkeys got revenge by giving man AIDs.

"Don't f*ck with me, pal!"







Gave a nasty g a y white man mutative form of SIV who thought it was cool to go bestiality. And don't give me Africans.  That's like saying the Native Indians killed all the buffalo for sport.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2019, 09:30:46 AM »
The bigger ones are more scary to me than a lion or tiger. Also saw years ago a documentary about people attacked by chimpanzee. Scary really scary.


I agree. Rogue chimps :P ripped off the face, hands, and testicles of a human chimp-sanctuary visitor in the Bakersfeld, CA. The chimps seen in most commercials, movies, and tv shows are basically "child actor" chimps. The human-mutilating chimps in Bakerfield were retired adult chimpanzee "actors".

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2019, 09:43:46 AM »
I spent two weeks in South Africa and Zambia on vacation once. Lots of time seeing monkeys first hand. A monkey the size of a 5 year old has razor sharp teeth and can take down a man in seconds. But the scariest primates I saw were baboons. Teeth as long and sharp as a lion and stronger than any human you’ll ever encounter.

No disagreement there from me. Baboons are total wankers and I've spent a lot of time in Africa too. I'd sure as hell rather run into a chimp than a lion or tiger, though.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2019, 10:28:17 AM »
Lots of dangerous animals in Africa.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2019, 11:52:07 AM »
Lots of dangerous animals in Africa.

On both four and two legs! :D
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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2019, 11:53:56 AM »
Gave a nasty g a y white man mutative form of SIV who thought it was cool to go bestiality. And don't give me Africans.  That's like saying the Native Indians killed all the buffalo for sport.

Don't blame Whitey's for the Dindu Disease.

Today – African Americans, more than any other race, have the highest rates of HIV infection in the nation. Although just 14% of the U.S. population, blacks account for nearly half of those living and dying with HIV and AIDS. Among African Americans, gay and bisexual men are the most affected, followed by heterosexual women. AIDS is the third leading cause of death among black women aged 25–34 and 35– 44 and among black men aged 35–44*

And though they are only 14% of the pop, I'll leave this here since I haven't seen THin Lizzy for a while:

The statistics show that the 500 killings of white people attributed to blacks last year were the most since black perpetrators were determined to be responsible for the homicides of 504 white people nationwide in 2008.

Prior to that, 2006 saw the most black-on-white killings since 2001, with 573.

The 229 black lives taken by white killers last year, however, marked an even larger leap from 2014, jumping more than 22 percent from the 187 black victims killed by whites that year, which was the second-lowest total since 2001. The tally was last exceeded in 2008, when 230 blacks were slain by whites. The highest total in the last 15 years came in 2007, when 245 black people were killed by whites. Still doesn't compare to the percentage that the MSM tries to  hide.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2019, 12:55:11 PM »

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2019, 01:35:35 PM »
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I would get that thing so stoned off a single joint that it would definitely fall down attempting karate.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2019, 01:41:07 PM »
I was confronted by pissed off monkey on Cherating beach in Malaysia, nasty mother f.......... with 2 inchm long teeth  :P.

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2019, 01:43:35 PM »
He saw Planet of the Dindees of course.

With Wahl Markburger.


In the last 1 they kill Ceasar  ;D, so no more 'Planet of the Apes'  8)

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Re: Damn smoking apes!
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2019, 01:56:36 PM »
Gorillas are stoic but smaller apes like gibbons and non-apes like monkeys seem more mischievous, playfully violent, promiscuously, thievish, and disruptive.  >:(   :D

Gibbon(wrongly described as monkey in video title):