You got a hummer from a tranny, didn't you?
Oh shit - I was just thinking that a tranny could never have conned me because I don't do anal. But I totally failed to realize a con blowjob was possible.
But no - that couldn't have happened because I always do a 3-point inspection of the vaginas of the women I'm with. I check for neatness, originality, and hygiene.
So no...I don't think so. I don't think I've ever been with a woman whose vagina I didn't see [and bury my nose in - ON DEMAND].
My penchant for cunnilingus seems to be an evolutionary mechanism in place, to prevent me from being with trannies.
Except post-op trannies. Although somehow I doubt whatever mess is created down there wouldn't be obvious.