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Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« on: October 15, 2019, 01:09:45 PM »
Went to the Chicago Marathon this past weekend to watch my niece run. 45,000 freaking runners!

What struck me is that runners are more vain than bodybuilders, lol. They will do anything for their moment of glory. You had to line up between 6 -7:00AM before the race to get your starting spot, and it was 39 degrees out. The race for the average runners went off between 8-9 depending on their group. So they stood around at least an hour freezing to death. Most people wore clothes that they left on the ground just before they started.

The entry fee was about $140, the hotels were at least $300 a night (and a lot more), nearly half the field seemed to be wearing Nike Zoom Vapor Fly shoes ($200-300 a pair) and at the Expo the day before people were buying Chicago Marathon gear at ridiculous prices ($95 for a hoodie??). All that to get a $5 medal and a printed mylar "blanket" at the finish.

We make fun of the IG physique guys on here or mock the pageant called a bodybuilding contest, but that pales in comparison to your typical marathoner. I can't remember how many times I saw runners pull out their phones, while running, to take selfies. Or seeing full size photos of the runner's faces held up by adoring fans on poles. Or witnessing post race photo sessions that looked like model shoots, haha.

So many runners would fall into the "marginal runner" category. I mean looking like they could barely make it a mile, not 26. I saw people walking the course at mile 1 so that tips you off about their condition. I am cool with the desire to achieve physical goals like this but maybe you should build up first.

The next day, while on the Chicago Riverwalk, there were hundreds of runners wearing their "Finisher" medals while gracing the pier with their presence. Imagine a bodybuilder doing that...

It was fun to watch but I won't ever go to another marathon again (try finding a face in 10,000 people running by, while people are screaming wildly). I am definitely considering coming up with products to sell in this market though. People seem to pay anything for that "special" edge. Biofreeze for example is a big player these days, selling essentially a spray version of 10.5% menthol for $17.99- and it's one of the cheapest natural products you can find. But their marketing program is top notch so there you go. Kinda like selling special protein powder  ;D

You can make lots of money off of  ego.



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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2019, 02:18:54 PM »
Kudos to your niece for finishing.  A lot of training goes in to complete a marathon.  Bodybuilding and track have the same issues with widespread drug abuse.  In the past week or so, a major player in the sport, Alberto Salazar, was banned for four years for his involvement over the course of many years.  Just like on here, runners try and downplay the effects of drugs....it’s pretty funny actually, because muck like on here, some actually believe it, too.  Lol

If you decide to watch her again, most bigger races have a tracking app so you can pinpoint where she is throughout the course. Easier than squinting.....

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2019, 02:27:44 PM »
Niche sports like most bigger sports or pastimes can get a little obsessive ! 

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2019, 02:51:54 PM »
Bodybuilding is a much more difficult sport than running

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2019, 03:12:42 PM »
Whether someone is into running marathons or spending hours at the gym bodybuilding, it is all good. Much better than people who lead a sendentary lifestyle by choice. As for gaining an edge through drug enhancement, it is wrong and should be a disqualifier. The problem is that it is pretty easy to scam the system if you know how.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2019, 03:26:25 PM »
Marathon runners will stop and drop trou right then and there and shit

Pull shorts back up and carry on

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2019, 03:49:50 PM »
Marathon runners will stop and drop trou right then and there and shit

Pull shorts back up and carry on

Good to know.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2019, 04:04:47 PM »
Running marathons is good but its nothing compared to getting on that stage with other thong warriors and going to battle

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2019, 04:08:13 PM »
Marathon runners will stop and drop trou right then and there and shit

Pull shorts back up and carry on


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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2019, 11:25:45 PM »
Road cyclists put runners to shame in the vanity dept. No contest. If you aren't riding the latest, greatest bike and gear you are shit.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2019, 04:10:48 AM »
Road cyclists put runners to shame in the vanity dept. No contest. If you aren't riding the latest, greatest bike and gear you are shit.

Oh you aint lyin!  The worst of the damn worst. 

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2019, 04:14:51 AM »
Oh you aint lyin!  The worst of the damn worst. 

Not to mention they clog the streets like turds in a shitter.
Really hate them like 110% of car and truck drivers
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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2019, 07:23:24 AM »
The most vain and arrogant are cross trainers period :-X
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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2019, 07:48:35 AM »
Road cyclists put runners to shame in the vanity dept. No contest. If you aren't riding the latest, greatest bike and gear you are shit.

Truth. Running is very inclusive. “Serious” cyclists are elitist a holes. No pussy in that sport either. Bike races are 90% males. Running race finishers are almost 60% female. If you are a young guy trying to meet women you can do a lot worse than entering running races on a regular basis.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2019, 07:57:51 AM »
Whether you’re a fan of distant running or not, THIS is insane


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/sports/eliud-kipchoge-marathon-record.amp.html


Yes incredible but done on a 9K loop course with fresh pacers bought in. Even used a bike pacer.  He ran 26 miles faster than most commercial treadmills can go.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2019, 08:02:30 AM »

Yes incredible but done on a 9K loop course with fresh pacers bought in. Even used a bike pacer.  He ran 26 miles faster than most commercial treadmills can go.

He’s also 115 pounds. The thing about distance running is that Type 2 muscle and big bones are just extra weight you have to carry. The female winner of last year’s Boston marathon weighed under 100.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2019, 08:04:51 AM »
Golfers are bad.

Fashion rules and having the newest high tech driver are musts.


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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2019, 08:26:16 AM »
Truth. Running is very inclusive. “Serious” cyclists are elitist a holes. No pussy in that sport either. Bike races are 90% males. Running race finishers are almost 60% female. If you are a young guy trying to meet women you can do a lot worse than entering running races on a regular basis.

Some seriously hot chicks in local charity 5K races. 

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2019, 08:45:05 AM »
Road cyclists put runners to shame in the vanity dept. No contest. If you aren't riding the latest, greatest bike and gear you are shit.

This x2
And Daft Twat Cross Fitters  ::)

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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2019, 08:46:19 AM »
This x2
And Daft Twat Cross Fitters  ::)

Tell a CF queen that their kipping pull is garbage and just wait for the explosion of rage 

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2019, 08:51:58 AM »
I don't put down cross fit. If that's their thing let them have it. So many things wrong with cross fit but everyone would have to admit their elite are really impressive. I wonder if steroids have invaded their sport? It sure looks like it. Kipping pull ups are BS. Doing exercises for reps against time leads to very sloppy form. You should make an exercise as hard as you can on your body so it adapt and not do an exercise in the easiest way to stroke your ego.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2019, 08:57:32 AM »
I don't put down cross fit. If that's their thing let them have it. So many things wrong with cross fit but everyone would have to admit their elite are really impressive. I wonder if steroids have invaded their sport? It sure looks like it. Kipping pull ups are BS. Doing exercises for reps against time leads to very sloppy form. You should make an exercise as hard as you can on your body so it adapt and not do an exercise in the easiest way to stroke your ego.
cross fit is fine great work out but they act so arrogant you cant tell them shit I don't put it down just the assholes that push it like its the only way to train and yes they all use juice to compete
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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2019, 09:07:09 AM »
I don't put down cross fit. If that's their thing let them have it. So many things wrong with cross fit but everyone would have to admit their elite are really impressive. I wonder if steroids have invaded their sport? It sure looks like it. Kipping pull ups are BS. Doing exercises for reps against time leads to very sloppy form. You should make an exercise as hard as you can on your body so it adapt and not do an exercise in the easiest way to stroke your ego.

Absolutely, including the women.

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Re: Runners are more vain than bodybuilders
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2019, 09:45:31 AM »
Human beings in general are stuck in a weird obsession with self-importance and vanity!!! Everyone is a f#cking superstar at something and they want the rest of us to all know about it except that 99% are not f#ck all!!!