Author Topic: 40 year old virgin... (Read 4021 times)

MAXX · « **on:** October 26, 2019, 02:06:37 PM »

Saturday night. Bored as fuck yes. Browsin YT...

Well anyways this one is a shocker

Lolo Jones. Almost 40 and virgin who would have thought

https://www.instagram.com/lolojones/?hl=sv

Kwon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2019, 03:42:10 PM »

What is HER definition of a virgin though?

She must have taken it anally at some point.

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2019, 05:59:45 PM »

IroNat · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2019, 06:05:28 PM »

A strange tale.

Kwon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2019, 06:12:47 PM »

Maybe she is lesbo?

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2019, 06:55:39 PM »

Her standards are way to high

She’s too self absorbed

Fortress · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2019, 06:59:46 PM »

Quote from: BlackMetallic on October 26, 2019, 06:55:39 PM

Her standards are way to high

She’s too self absorbed

How did use “too” correctly in the second statement, but the incorrect “to” (it’s “too”, as well) in the first?

Baffling.

BlackMetallic · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2019, 07:10:45 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on October 26, 2019, 06:59:46 PM

How did use “too” correctly in the second statement, but the incorrect “to” (it’s “too”, as well) in the first?

Baffling.

Hope that doesn’t keep u up tonight

Palumboism · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2019, 07:26:00 PM »

She needs to focus on the Bobsledding and put the dating on the back burner.

Kwon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2019, 03:01:41 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on October 26, 2019, 06:59:46 PM

How did use “too” correctly in the second statement, but the incorrect “to” (it’s “too”, as well) in the first?

Baffling.

I know right, noticed that too and it kept me up all night.

Mindboggling!

Couldn't wrap my head around it.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2019, 03:09:19 AM »

That must suck. Think of how crazy curious about sex you were as a teenager before you got laid the first time and expand that 20 or more years.

Kwon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2019, 03:11:12 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 27, 2019, 03:09:19 AM

That must suck. Think of how crazy curious about sex you were as a teenager before you got laid the first time and expand that 20 or more years.

Clearly sports is more interesting to her.

But im sure she is pleasuring herself with dildeaux and whatnot and still call herself virgin.

denarii · « **Reply #12 on:** October 27, 2019, 04:31:13 AM »

Quote from: BlackMetallic on October 26, 2019, 06:55:39 PM

Her standards are way to high

She’s too self absorbed

this. if brad pitt in his prime got down on his knee she would probably tell him he is not good enough

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #13 on:** October 27, 2019, 04:37:43 AM »

She's just a crazy religious chick who believes in making life difficult. They live a life of hell trying to not go to hell.

wes · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2019, 04:52:59 AM »

No studs in her house,it`s all tongue in groove!

MAXX · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2019, 04:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 27, 2019, 04:37:43 AM

She's just a crazy religious chick who believes in making life difficult. They live a life of hell trying to not go to hell.

That explains it. So she was dumb enough to make her life shitty due to imaginary stories.

No guy wants to comit today before trying out the goods. Does she really think anyone is willing to do that especially to a 37 year old with dried out ovaries. Delusional...

Kwon · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2019, 04:57:17 AM »

Wonder who she is at a party

If she even attends parties

Does she even drink?

Would she just talk about religion?

joswift · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2019, 05:28:45 AM »

I knew a guy who was a virgin until his 40s, good looking guy to be honest, he said he was waiting for the right person, I think he left it so long that it got to the point that he was scared to do it, likely the same with this girl.

Kwon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2019, 05:30:47 AM »

Can't wait too long or your looks will fade!

Flexacon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2019, 06:47:03 AM »

Quote from: joswift on October 27, 2019, 05:28:45 AM

I knew a guy who was a virgin until his 40s, good looking guy to be honest, he said he was waiting for the right person, I think he left it so long that it got to the point that he was scared to do it, likely the same with this girl.

Him = Micro penis and/or permanent erectile dysfunctional

Her = Bat shit crazy

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2019, 02:31:00 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on October 27, 2019, 06:47:03 AM

Him = Micro penis and/or permanent erectile dysfunctional

Her = Bat shit crazy

Him = lack of game

Tha Grim Lifter · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:05:37 PM »

Pretty girl but the obvious gear use makes her tranny looking.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:06:12 PM »

It is because she is flat-chested

dan18 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2019, 04:35:29 PM »

Quote from: BlackMetallic on October 26, 2019, 06:55:39 PM

Her standards are way to high

She’s too self absorbed

so true shes a pain in the ass and most likely would suck in bed