Mike Ohearn hits the deck

[Coach is Back!]

He broke the record for 'gayest fall while wearing work boots' hahaha. Bet he claims he did it on purpose as training for his new Superman role.

Who is this clown gimmick?

[Kahn.N.Singh]

He broke the record for 'gayest fall while wearing work boots' hahaha. Bet he claims he did it on purpose as training for his new Superman role.

Your classical scholarship is quite impressive, Doctor C*ckburn.

The Laughter of the Thracian Getbiggers

[Socrates]
Why, take the case of Mike O'Hearn, Theodorus. While he was striding on stage proudly schmongering his shirtless wares, he fell into a pit like a blind, duck-egg-peddling oaf. Because of this embarrassing event, and because he did not appear physically hurt, denizens of Getbig jeered him for his lapse. You see, Theodorus, although pride go'eth before the fall, adding insult to injury sometimes highlights the folly of chronic self-absorption (Plato, Theaetetus, 174a).  

"Quod est ante workbootus pedes nemo spectat" (No one sees what is before his workbooted feet) – Cicero, on the same event.

[Kwon]

Who is this clown gimmick?

Guessing it's Skittles.

[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

Your classical scholarship is quite impressive, Doctor C*ckburn.

The Laughter of the Thracian Getbiggers

[Socrates]
Why, take the case of Mike O'Hearn, Theodorus. While he was striding on stage proudly schmongering his shirtless wares, he fell into a pit like a blind, duck-egg-peddling oaf. Because of this embarrassing event, and because he did not appear physically hurt, denizens of Getbig jeered him for his lapse. You see, Theodorus, although pride go'eth before the fall, adding insult to injury sometimes highlights the folly of chronic self-absorption (Plato, Theaetetus, 174a).  

"Quod est ante workbootus pedes nemo spectat" (No one sees what is before his workbooted feet) – Cicero, on the same event.

  I have missed these posts, dear friend. At least the ancient Athenians understood Getbig's telos!

[pellius]

so you don´t know him?

So you are an uneducated failure at life.

[pellius]

I'd say that an inability to think logically would be a far greater sign of this so-called 'arrested development' that you've clearly been so busy researching. And as usual, your post serves as a perfect example. I'm quite happy for my words on here to be taken as an indication of the person I am: I have no qualms about treating Mike’s 'devastating' tumble with a bit of levity. He's a grown man, he wasn't injured, and he's very well-known for taking himself far too seriously. Furthermore, it is with pride that I can state I have the ability to laugh at myself and associate with like-minded individuals.

Now let us hold you to this same standard that you apply to others: your words on here will remain long after you're gone, and I do not even need to attempt to cite the innumerable examples which depict you as a truly disgraceful person. The mere suggestion of doing so should make you put down your stones and retreat back inside your glass house. Enjoy.

"So busy researching", "Put down your stones", "Glass house". Oh brother, you're like right out of a woke play book.

So many disturbed individuals on this board.

[pellius]

Who is this clown gimmick?

A lonely friendless man seeking validation and approval from others.

[Kwon]

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[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

"So busy researching", "Put down your stones", "Glass house". Oh brother, you're like right out of a woke play book.

So many disturbed individuals on this board.

It's rather amusing to have a dilettante of your calibre attempt to mock my use of a common metaphor. Perhaps if you went beyond regurgitating platitudes and actually gave them a degree of thought, you might have appreciated a warning against criticizing others for the shortcomings that you possess to a much greater degree. As for being lonely, disturbed, and seeking validation, let's explore:

I've never joined an internet cult aimed at destroying the 'fake naturals' I now defend.

I've never feigned helplessness while a child 'strip teases' in front of me, or made statements like one should 'keep the kiddy porn to aged 12 and over'.

I've never attempted to impress strangers online by uploading a picture of my swollen hand after punching a mentally ill individual and running away.

The list goes on and on. And please save the vacuous justifications for these examples. I've read them before and find them to be entirely without merit (and there's many more examples, too). We all have our faults, and while I am not above being judged by others, it certainly won't be by an obsequious hypocrite like you.

[tres_taco_combo]

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thank you!
 

I love me a latina shebeast 


Mike should do men's classic. drop down to 230lbs and do men;s classic; that would be bad ass to see him on the Mr O stage. but many wont compete if they are a fitness celeb since a low placing can hurt their credibility.

[pellius]

It's rather amusing to have a dilettante of your calibre attempt to mock my use of a common metaphor. Perhaps if you went beyond regurgitating platitudes and actually gave them a degree of thought, you might have appreciated a warning against criticizing others for the shortcomings that you possess to a much greater degree. As for being lonely, disturbed, and seeking validation, let's explore:

I've never joined an internet cult aimed at destroying the 'fake naturals' I now defend.

I've never feigned helplessness while a child 'strip teases' in front of me, or made statements like one should 'keep the kiddy porn to aged 12 and over'.

I've never attempted to impress strangers online by uploading a picture of my swollen hand after punching a mentally ill individual and running away.

The list goes on and on. And please save the vacuous justifications for these examples. I've read them before and find them to be entirely without merit (and there's many more examples, too). We all have our faults, and while I am not above being judged by others, it certainly won't be by an obsequious hypocrite like you.

You know as well as everybody that that topic was completely destroyed and discredited. The thread was closed and the topic ended and any regurgitation will result in a ban. Low lives like you bring it up when they have nothing left.

Nobody gives a shit what you merit. You were called out as a childish
little twerp, a grown man laughing at someone tripping and falling down, and now you are desperately trying to justify it to me. Now I'm laughing.

[Rambone]

https://www.facebook.com/703565313074504/posts/2523640117733672?vh=e&d=n&sfns=mo

[ponal]

It's rather amusing to have a dilettante of your calibre attempt to mock my use of a common metaphor. Perhaps if you went beyond regurgitating platitudes and actually gave them a degree of thought, you might have appreciated a warning against criticizing others for the shortcomings that you possess to a much greater degree. As for being lonely, disturbed, and seeking validation, let's explore:

I've never joined an internet cult aimed at destroying the 'fake naturals' I now defend.

I've never feigned helplessness while a child 'strip teases' in front of me, or made statements like one should 'keep the kiddy porn to aged 12 and over'.

I've never attempted to impress strangers online by uploading a picture of my swollen hand after punching a mentally ill individual and running away.

The list goes on and on. And please save the vacuous justifications for these examples. I've read them before and find them to be entirely without merit (and there's many more examples, too). We all have our faults, and while I am not above being judged by others, it certainly won't be by an obsequious hypocrite like you.

Geeze….  he really wrote this?? 

[Griffith]

You know as well as everybody that that topic was completely destroyed and discredited. The thread was closed and the topic ended and any regurgitation will result in a ban. Low lives like you bring it up when they have nothing left.

Nobody gives a shit what you merit. You were called out as a childish
little twerp, a grown man laughing at someone tripping and falling down, and now you are desperately trying to justify it to me. Now I'm laughing.

That returned (previously banned) poster hiding under his gimmick account seems to have a lot of interest in that specific thread.

[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

You know as well as everybody that that topic was completely destroyed and discredited. The thread was closed and the topic ended and any regurgitation will result in a ban. Low lives like you bring it up when they have nothing left.

Nobody gives a shit what you merit. You were called out as a childish
little twerp, a grown man laughing at someone tripping and falling down, and now you are desperately trying to justify it to me. Now I'm laughing.

Actually, if you bothered to read, you'd understand that the entire point of my post was to clarify that I don't need to justify anything to you. You're not fit to 'call out' anyone.

And in relation to the topic at hand, we're not discussing one thread; rather, multiple threads, numerous comments, over many years. You may have fooled others (not hard to do on here) by professing outrage and drawing a sharp distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia, but many see through you. Literally one comment of yours could be said to have been taken out of context (the 'open season' one); the rest speak for themselves. It's also worth remembering that while you continue to 'call out' Vince B for his Arnold story, you're guilty of allowing your co-workers to sexually exploit a 13-year-old vulnerable child because you thought she shared responsibility and the police probably wouldn't have done anything. Glass houses and stones, Pellius. You should have that idiom inscribed on your grave. If speaking the truth results in a ban, then that only highlights the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the individual defending you, and I'll wear the label of 'low life' like a badge of honour.

I accept the distinction you desperately want to make, and it does nothing to raise your reputation out of the gutter. I know what you are, and I therefore attach about as much value to your opinion as I do to one of Joe's crappy T-shirts. On a message board that you correctly describe as a 'locker-room humour' type, I’ll happily stick to making fun of people like Mike O'Hearn. You can stick to your teenage girl-related pornographic ramblings and fantasies regarding sex dolls with 'braces and pig-tails'. Enjoy laughing.

[lightweight83]

If it was literally almost ANYONE else in the bodybuilding industry I would feel slightly bad for them.  Not because of the public embarrassment,  but because of possible serious injury.  But... this piece of shit is something else and deserves the fuck out of whatever happened because of this fall.  Dude is the OG fake natty and has been ripping off high school kids with his nonsense for fucking decades! About time karma finds his dumbass lol!

[DanM]

Not only claiming to be natural but viciously defending it and going after those who are just pointing out the obvious.

He's a total tool

[Griffith]

Actually, if you bothered to read, you'd understand that the entire point of my post was to clarify that I don't need to justify anything to you. You're not fit to 'call out' anyone.

And in relation to the topic at hand, we're not discussing one thread; rather, multiple threads, numerous comments, over many years. You may have fooled others (not hard to do on here) by professing outrage and drawing a sharp distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia, but many see through you. Literally one comment of yours could be said to have been taken out of context (the 'open season' one); the rest speak for themselves. It's also worth remembering that while you continue to 'call out' Vince B for his Arnold story, you're guilty of allowing your co-workers to sexually exploit a 13-year-old vulnerable child because you thought she shared responsibility and the police probably wouldn't have done anything. Glass houses and stones, Pellius. You should have that idiom inscribed on your grave. If speaking the truth results in a ban, then that only highlights the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the individual defending you, and I'll wear the label of 'low life' like a badge of honour.

I accept the distinction you desperately want to make, and it does nothing to raise your reputation out of the gutter. I know what you are, and I therefore attach about as much value to your opinion as I do to one of Joe's crappy T-shirts. On a message board that you correctly describe as a 'locker-room humour' type, I’ll happily stick to making fun of people like Mike O'Hearn. You can stick to your teenage girl-related pornographic ramblings and fantasies regarding sex dolls with 'braces and pig-tails'. Enjoy laughing.

You were banned because you broke one of the few rules of this forum which results in a ban, not for 'speaking the truth'.

[Kwon]

At least Mike isn't a virtue signaling poofter!

[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

You were banned because you broke one of the few rules of this forum which results in a ban, not for 'speaking the truth'.

Strong reading comprehension, you stupid dick. I said If I'm banned for what I was writing to Pellius above. You just read it wrong because I wounded you so badly in the other thread and you can't move on lol. People know my last account on here. I've never had many posts, I've posted pics, and I deleted the old account. Keep crying though, midget.

[Kwon]

You were banned because you broke one of the few rules of this forum which results in a ban, not for 'speaking the truth'.

Wasn't he banned for impersonating his brother for the car crash-post?

[Rascal full]

If it was literally almost ANYONE else in the bodybuilding industry I would feel slightly bad for them.  Not because of the public embarrassment,  but because of possible serious injury.  But... this piece of shit is something else and deserves the fuck out of whatever happened because of this fall.  Dude is the OG fake natty and has been ripping off high school kids with his nonsense for fucking decades! About time karma finds his dumbass lol!

Agree with this 100%. The guy is smarmy, lying sack of shit. All the lies he perpetuates for years have damaged his reputation to the extent I have no sympathy for him falling on his arse.

[IronMagazine.com]

Don't you all think IF Mike was on gear he would be a hell of a lot bigger?

[Kwon]

Don't you all think IF Mike was on gear he would be a hell of a lot bigger?

He'd never be as big as Prime Dave Palumbo though!

[IronMagazine.com]

He'd never be as big as Prime Dave Palumbo though!

great post!