Pellius, anyone with a fully developed prefrontal cortex (i.e. anyone over the age of the average girl you find attractive) can see that your attempts to malign my character have only served to reinforce your reputation as a hypocritical creep and an incompetent thinker. However, if it is any consolation, you have at least managed to make Mike's fall from grace pale in comparison. The picture of my face was how it is right now. The pictures of me in Afghanistan and fast-roping out of a helicopter are from around nine years ago. As for my physique, I've never been out of shape in my life.
I have engaged with the substance of your initial 'call out'. I then held you to the same standard and presented your own words as evidence. If you were to read what I wrote rather than indulge in fantasy, you wouldn't have humiliated yourself further by incorrectly claiming logical fallacies and stating falsehoods.
Ordinarily I would perhaps embrace the wisdom of Hanlon's Razor here, but having read enough of you to know your character, it is not difficult to trace your behaviour to its source: you're embarrassed (with good reason to be), and you're dishonest. If you now want to spend your time throwing out baseless insults, by all means feel free, but know that I am replying now not to win some internet argument (that’s been done), but for the benefit of those who may want to entertain themselves by witnessing the rare event of someone wrestling with a pig and coming out clean. The truth really is a wonderful thing.
