Meh. A some aussie dude got arrested recently for punching an infant. It was in one of those "I used to be male but then I got married" baby pouches that dads use on their chest because their wife wears the pants. And he was wearing this baby sling at a pub with a UFC fight. So a guy comes over and asks Omg is that a real baby? The dad peels back the blanket and the dude just fucking wholloped it.
For the record, the baby is fine. I thought it was hilarious. My gal says I'm a monster but just because I'm a monster doesn't mean it isn't funny.