This post reminds me of the time I saw on the net Getbig creme. I sent away for it and it took a long time for it to arrive from China. I put it on my Johnson daily for two weeks. Then I couldn't wait for the results. I took out my tape measure and measured my Johnson. Nothing, I was pissed. Later that day my wife said, "Your hands are huge! WTF! The creme was really greasy with the consistency of Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash it off.