Lying on doorstep - Matt
Lying in ditch - Phil
Lying on bed - Female bodybuilder "Pillow"
Lying in water - Bob
Poor bastard... 
Not sure if you are an Unsolved Mysteries fan [the Robert Stack version], but I feel like I'm a lot like Gail Delano [at least for the past couple of years] in the segment below. In that my morale has been so low lately that I can just disappear while sitting down.
Just to give you one small example - I have historically given $5,000 a year to the local strongman promotion, just to help the guys out [since strongman is a poor sport - even more at the local level]. I also spent dozens, if not hundreds, of hours editing videos of the local strongman scene that I would upload to my YouTube channel.
It was bad enough that those videos were not completely relevant to my bodybuilding channel, but they are continually targeted for copyright claims due to music playing in the background.
Then in 2017, the promoter contacted me for an October deadlift contest for the usual sponsorship I would give him. I was going through some difficult family issues at the time, and I told him I was going to pass on that contest, but I would be back in the new year to help him with his next contest.
From there, he removed me from Facebook friends. Essentially as a real life friend too...as I haven't seen him since.
So for my crime of giving this guy $10,000 in 2016 and 2017 alone, I lose him as a friend. All because I simply wanted to take one contest off.
I went through two other similar incidents with people, and it's left me completely defeated. It's like reading SJW articles on how opening doors for women is "Benevolent Sexism" - it honestly makes me not want to do anything nice for anyone...ever.
I'm sure others can relate - imagine doing the right thing in life, and trying to do a good job, be fair, etc, only to lose friends or otherwise get in trouble for that?
I watched a video of a guy who risked getting in trouble for something like defending himself from a false accusation of sexual harassment at work. In my city, a female police officer got spit on by an teenage Indigenous Canadian female, and the COP got charged under the Police Services Act for hitting her in self-defense.
Could you IMAGINE being spit on by some POS, but YOU being the one charged for that?
Stuff like that makes it very difficult for me to navigate life properly...I want to be fair, and do the right thing for others, etc, but there have just been a handful of things in the past handful of years that have really made me hunker back and not want to try anymore.
Sorry for the long rant here...but what I'm saying is that I AGREE COMPLETELY WITH YOU regarding my cause of death...and I think it's possible that it would take even LESS for me to die. Lol [but not really].
Depressing stuff.
Glad you noticed, Powerlift66. I don't want to be a downer, but I think it's best that Getbig knows where I'm at mentally right now. I was sad to see wes' loss of confidence lately [on Facebook, he stated that he was a smoker for 52 years though - since age 12 - so I think there are some lessons there for all of us].
I don't want to fall into that negative thought process and surprise everyone...although perhaps that is too late.
I do feel like I'm getting better though. And once again - thank you for noticing. I want people to be upfront with me about these things...and I appreciate you doing it in a lighthearted sort of way! Many thanks, good sir.
The Gail Delano case starts at 29:20 below. If you are not a fan of the Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries series - I highly recommend it! The entire series is also free on YouTube now.

The specific comment I thought related to me is said just after the 38 minute mark: