You appear with a barely coherent message, far far below your normal patois, citing that you are planning on drinking some colossal amount of liquor.
And you're wondering why people thought you were off the wagon?
You've got too much estrogen in your system, this is some twisted woman logic.
"Yes I know I deliberately said and did everything I could to convince you that I was drunk again, but that's not enough - you shouldn't believe me!"