Falcon dislikes Dentist no 1 and goes for 2nd opinion:
Dentist: I see here you went to Dr. Jellyfist for your oral exam.
Falcon: Yes, he said he needed to probe me orally w/ his flesh tool.
Dentist: You do know he's a proctologist right Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: Is that why he bent me over the exam chair?
Dentist: Did he end up checking your prostate Mr. Falcon.
Falcon: Yes, but he had both hands on my shoulders while doing it, so...
Dentist: Gee, that doesnt sound right, whats the verdict with him?
Falcon: I go back and see him next week, really knows his stuff...
I know, not as good as SF, but...
