Al Doggity just needs a KFC-flavored one and he's set!
Anyone would be set if they came in kfc flavor. You're a liar if you say otherwise.
And Kwon, you can probably get them delivered to your parents' basement, so you don't have to interrupt your 23 hour a day posting schedule to venture outside.

I actually worked with this brand.
One interesting thing about them is that they have a really high institutional market base. That's things like schools, hospitals, camps, shelters, emergency departments, stuff like that. I don't remember the exact number, but it was like 30+%. Not necessarily kid focused places, but places where you'd need a lot of simple food, but not necessarily want to use resources to make dozens of simple sandwiches.
Whether or not you think it's a healthy snack or you would prefer to make your own pb&j is a matter of preference, but in terms of convenience, it's not really that crazy. Most here can probably understand why some people would choose eggbeater- type products over whole eggs. It's not that much of a difference. The uncrustables provide a convenience advantage for busy parents and they also appeal to kids who might be picky eaters.
I'm not saying it's a product that has changed the world, but it did fill a gap in the marketplace and it does make sense for certain consumers.