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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #200 on: February 17, 2020, 01:11:43 PM »
Happy?




This is about how I pictured you except I thought you had black hair. I'll save this to my disk so that the next time you want to criticize my looks I can put a side by side comparison.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #201 on: February 17, 2020, 01:51:59 PM »
nope, it shows you are active every single hour of the day, the blue lines are your posts, there isn't an hour in the day when you haven't been posting..

Really? Less than five posts a day with my most active period at 3 am and yet I manage to be posting 24 hours a day? Yeah, that sounds real accurate. You know exactly when I post because you are on this forum from morning to night waiting for me to post. When I post in the morning you respond within minutes; after I get back from work and post in the evening, there you are within minutes. You don't have a job and sit all day on GetBig in addition to being on the net looking for gifs, links, "investigating" and going through my account. The fact of the matter is that you post twice as much as I do. You are the typical lazy bum bber that just goes to the gym, eats, and sponges off others. You've accomplished nothing in life except some amateur bbing trophies.

But, I get it. You want to change the subject away from the fact that you are an amoral creepy weirdo.

These are the believable facts.
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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #202 on: February 17, 2020, 01:59:30 PM »
Really? Less than five posts a day with my most active period at 3 am and yet I manage to be posting 24 hours a day? Yeah, that sounds real accurate. You know exactly when I post because you are on this forum from morning to night waiting for me to post. When I post in the morning you respond within minutes; after I get back from work and post in the evening, there you are within minutes. You don't have a job and sit all day on GetBig in addition to being on the net looking for gifs, links, "investigating" and going through my account. The fact of the matter is that you post twice as much as I do. You are the typical lazy bum bber that just goes to the gym, eats, and sponges off others. You've accomplished nothing in life except some amateur bbing trophies.

But, I get it. You want to change the subject away from the fact that you are an amoral creepy weirdo.

These are the believable facts.
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You are posting on this site 24 hours a day, that stats don't lie..the blue bars are a % of your posts, there isn't a single hour when you don't post..

its not really up for debate, we can if you like but you look silly enough all ready..

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #203 on: February 17, 2020, 02:01:41 PM »



Speechless, huh? So trying to ally yourself with joswift so you can have one, at least one person, out of all the others that find you creepy and disgusting, that you can be "friends" with and back you up.

Let the "fun" continue. You're still having fun with me as you claimed, aren't you?

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #204 on: February 17, 2020, 02:05:59 PM »
Speechless, huh? So trying to ally yourself with joswift so you can have one, at least one person, out of all the others that find you creepy and disgusting, that you can be "friends" with and back you up.

Let the "fun" continue. You're still having fun with me as you claimed, aren't you?

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #205 on: February 17, 2020, 02:07:13 PM »
You are posting on this site 24 hours a day, that stats don't lie..the blue bars are a % of your posts, there isn't a single hour when you don't post..

its not really up for debate, we can if you like but you look silly enough all ready..

Right on cue. Late evening where you are and still on GetBig ready to reply within minutes.

And typical of the mindless unthinking moron you are. Believing everything you want to believe on the net. No one can be posting 24 hours a day. You've never worked in computer programming because you have no higher education. Inaccuracies occur all the time.
The undisputed fact is that you post twice as much as I do.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #206 on: February 17, 2020, 02:11:03 PM »


What is it, like 10 pm where you are? Still on the forum now looking up gifs to post on GetBig. It's just past noon here and I'm off today so it's just going to be a lazy day for me. I'm going to do a conker on you and keep you up all night and make you go cataboilc.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #207 on: February 17, 2020, 02:15:56 PM »
Right on cue. Late evening where you are and still on GetBig ready to reply within minutes.

And typical of the mindless unthinking moron you are. Believing everything you want to believe on the net. No one can be posting 24 hours a day. You've never worked in computer programming because you have no higher education. Inaccuracies occur all the time.
The undisputed fact is that you post twice as much as I do.

its 10pm here, its not late, do you normally have your jim jams on by that time?

Fuck me you are dim, you are not posting 24 hours a day, you have posted in every hour of the 24 including hours 7-12 which in reality should be you in bed.

Whats wrong, do you have trouble sleeping trying to think of something witty to say and then jumping up in bed and posting.

Seriously, you need to take it easy

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #208 on: February 17, 2020, 02:35:43 PM »
its 10pm here, its not late, do you normally have your jim jams on by that time?

Fuck me you are dim, you are not posting 24 hours a day, you have posted in every hour of the 24 including hours 7-12 which in reality should be you in bed.

Whats wrong, do you have trouble sleeping trying to think of something witty to say and then jumping up in bed and posting.

Seriously, you need to take it easy

I sleep like a baby. I don't know what "jim jams" are. I don't talk like that. I'm an American. And I didn't say 10 pm is late. Nor do I think 7 am is early. Just that you are on the board first thing in the morning and still on responding in minutes later in the evening.

You're a lazy unproductive bum.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #209 on: February 17, 2020, 02:47:30 PM »
This is about how I pictured you except I thought you had black hair. I'll save this to my disk so that the next time you want to criticize my looks I can put a side by side comparison.


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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #210 on: February 17, 2020, 02:49:14 PM »
I sleep like a baby. I don't know what "jim jams" are. I don't talk like that. I'm an American. And I didn't say 10 pm is late. Nor do I think 7 am is early. Just that you are on the board first thing in the morning and still on responding in minutes later in the evening.

You're a lazy unproductive bum.

Look, I get up at 05.30, I have a shower, I make my breakfast, I watch TV while I eat it, I then fuck about on the web for about 15 mins then I make my wife a cup of coffee and leave for work at 7am, I get home around 2pm, I then occasionally come on here or watch a bit of TV and then go to the gym, I come home later and eat, then after taking the dog out ,while my wife watches shit TV I end up watching sports videos on you tube and make the odd post on here.

Is that OK for you?

Now, if you want me to be doing something else like snatching hamburgers from the mouths of hobos or foaming at the mouth on the internet then please let me know...

Any suggestions to make my day a bit more interesting would be welcome

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #211 on: February 17, 2020, 03:14:32 PM »


Took a while for you to find this one. But I know it doesn't matter to you. You have all the time in the world.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #212 on: February 17, 2020, 03:29:42 PM »
Took a while for you to find this one. But I know it doesn't matter to you. You have all the time in the world.


Took a while? Fuck are you talking about loser? I work over 60 hours a week you fucking mong.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #213 on: February 17, 2020, 03:31:16 PM »
Took a while? Fuck are you talking about loser? I work over 60 hours a week you fucking mong.
Hahahaha!

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #214 on: February 17, 2020, 04:04:39 PM »
Took a while? Fuck are you talking about loser? I work over 60 hours a week you fucking mong.

Read my reply again numbnuts. I was replying to
joswift. Too bad you don't have the smarts that Jews have.

I believe you have to work that much. By your pic you obvious don't have time to work out.

Edit: Wait a minute. You changed your post and switched the picture. It was with a fat guy kneeling in front of some nurses with their backs turned. That's why I thought it was from joswift.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #215 on: February 17, 2020, 04:17:08 PM »
Look, I get up at 05.30, I have a shower, I make my breakfast, I watch TV while I eat it, I then fuck about on the web for about 15 mins then I make my wife a cup of coffee and leave for work at 7am, I get home around 2pm, I then occasionally come on here or watch a bit of TV and then go to the gym, I come home later and eat, then after taking the dog out ,while my wife watches shit TV I end up watching sports videos on you tube and make the odd post on here.

Is that OK for you?

Now, if you want me to be doing something else like snatching hamburgers from the mouths of hobos or foaming at the mouth on the internet then please let me know...

Any suggestions to make my day a bit more interesting would be welcome

Liar. You don't work. You don't "occasionally" go on the net. You've spent way more than fifteen minutes on me alone in the morning.  But you fo spend most of your time watching TV and posting on GetBig. You're a lazy bum who never wanted to put in a hard days work.

Work ethic is one of the big differences between Americans and Europeans.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #216 on: February 17, 2020, 04:17:33 PM »
Really? Less than five posts a day with my most active period at 3 am and yet I manage to be posting 24 hours a day? Yeah, that sounds real accurate. You know exactly when I post because you are on this forum from morning to night waiting for me to post. When I post in the morning you respond within minutes; after I get back from work and post in the evening, there you are within minutes. You don't have a job and sit all day on GetBig in addition to being on the net looking for gifs, links, "investigating" and going through my account. The fact of the matter is that you post twice as much as I do. You are the typical lazy bum bber that just goes to the gym, eats, and sponges off others. You've accomplished nothing in life except some amateur bbing trophies.

But, I get it. You want to change the subject away from the fact that you are an amoral creepy weirdo.

These are the believable facts.
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So far, you've posted 7 times today between the hours of 10:01 a.m. and 1:12 p.m. and 16 times yesterday between the hours of 6:27 p.m. and 10:02 p.m. (Hawaii time). On Valentines day, you outdid yourself with 17 posts between the hours of 7:30 p.m. and 11:53 p.m. Not only have you exceeded your per day post count, you are posting at the wrong time of day according to what you declared. Incidentally, the 'Posting Activity By Time' graf shows that there is literally no time during a 24 hour period that you haven't posted.

Not that I give a shit how often or how much you post, but your statements appear to be untrue. No surprise, a lot of what you post is lies.  :)

This is what happens when you are having a....

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #217 on: February 17, 2020, 05:01:35 PM »
So far, you've posted 7 times today between the hours of 10:01 a.m. and 1:12 p.m. and 16 times yesterday between the hours of 6:27 p.m. and 10:02 p.m. (Hawaii time). Not only have you exceeded your per day post count, you are posting at the wrong time of day according to what you declared.

Not that I give a shit how often or how much you post, but your statements appear to be untrue. No surprise, a lot of what you post are lies.  :)

This is what happens when you are having a....

You don't give a shit yet you keep track. Still going through my posts history. Have you already forgotten that I said just a few posts up that I'm off today and I'm making this a lazy day loafing around the house. Like I said before, not only are you are a soggy anally-bored out queer but a senile soggy anally-bored out queer.

Check the Calendar you creepy old pervert (a label unanimously agreed upon here), it's President's Day.

Have you PMed joswift yet so you can buddy up with him and talk about your common nemesis?

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #218 on: February 17, 2020, 05:16:44 PM »
You don't give a shit yet you keep track. Still going through my posts history. Have you already forgotten that I said just a few posts up that I'm off today and I'm making this a lazy day loafing around the house. Like I said before, not only are you are a soggy anally-bored out queer but a senile soggy anally-bored out queer.

Check the Calendar you creepy old pervert (a label unanimously agreed upon here), it's President's Day.

Have you PMed joswift yet so you can buddy up with him and talk about your common nemesis?

This explains the posts today. What about those other two days? Did you forget about them or were they also a "lazy day loafing around the house"? It is nice that you celebrate President's day. Most people are required to work on President's day.

Unlike you, I didn't take the day off. I spent several hours today chairing a board meeting.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #219 on: February 17, 2020, 05:28:05 PM »

Liar
you are on
many acounts

Look, I get up at 05.30, I have a shower, I make my breakfast, I watch TV while I eat it, I then fuck about on the web for about 15 mins then I make my wife a cup of coffee and leave for work at 7am, I get home around 2pm, I then occasionally come on here or watch a bit of TV and then go to the gym, I come home later and eat, then after taking the dog out ,while my wife watches shit TV I end up watching sports videos on you tube and make the odd post on here.

Is that OK for you?

Now, if you want me to be doing something else like snatching hamburgers from the mouths of hobos or foaming at the mouth on the internet then please let me know...

Any suggestions to make my day a bit more interesting would be welcome

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #220 on: February 17, 2020, 05:46:40 PM »
This explains the posts today. What about those other two days? Did you forget about them or were they also a "lazy day loafing around the house"? It is nice that you celebrate President's day. Most people are required to work on President's day.

Unlike you, I didn't take the day off. I spent several hours today chairing a board meeting.

Holy fu*k! Do I own your mind or what? Going through my post history keeping count and noting the times. But let's go through my last two days. Yesterday my last post was at 10:34 am and then back on the board at 8:16 pm. About a ten hour gap in which I was at church, visiting with family, running errands, i.e., living a life. The previous day I posted up to 12:05 pm then didn't post until 8:16 pm during which I went to work, stop by the grocery store, had dinner and the got back to destroying your mind on GetBig as you sit at home all day waiting for me.

Sorry that I've been "exceeding" my daily post count average but I'm involved in a lot of lively threads recently. But thanks for keeping close watch. Anything I can do to keep you busy and reduce the time spent where you have random cocks being shoved down your throat or plowing that soggy bored-out asshole.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #221 on: February 17, 2020, 05:49:04 PM »
JOSWIFT, BETHERE, UKJEFF, and SIMPLE SIMON.

I believe there is one more that I can't remember. He does this because if he stuck to one account he'd have over 20,000 posts by now and doesn't want to give the impression that he lives for this board.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #222 on: February 17, 2020, 05:51:55 PM »
Liar
you are on
many acounts


When you are admittedly an amoral person concepts like truth is just a personal opinion depending on the circumstances.

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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #223 on: February 17, 2020, 06:02:00 PM »
I wish I was retired so I could get my post count up to 75 per day.
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Re: Shocking views from joswift that surprised me
« Reply #224 on: February 17, 2020, 10:13:57 PM »
Liar
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many acounts

nope, try proving that...