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How To Dress Like A Man
« on: March 08, 2020, 06:27:47 PM »
Getbiggers, cross-dressers, trans, bull-dykes and other more confused specie take note.

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125 Style Tips For Men

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2020, 08:57:26 AM »
After a bit he was just throwing things on that list to lengthen it out -

10 There is no such thing as turtleneck weather. Circumcise that sweater

12 Throw all your socks away and buy ten pair of identical socks, and then replenish them every three or six months — because nothing beats the feeling of starting the day off in crisp, fresh, new socks.

16 No pant pleats and no cuffs. Ever.

17 Don’t just burn your Vineyard Vines. Donate them all to homeless shelters until the brand is diminished into irrelevance.

20 Your phone is part of your look. But skip the case. Phone cases are for the poor and irresponsible

22 Don’t bother with suspenders.

31 Mix it up with colored trousers, but skip the khakis.

90 Do 50 push-ups and sit-ups periodically throughout the day.

93 Decent $700 shoes will last 3–4x times longer than something you pick up for $300. Do the math.

109 No shirt pockets or collar buttons. The Oxford collar is for college professors, Bernie supporters, and people who still shop at Brooks Brothers.

115 Skip the three-button suit altogether, and absolutely no double-breasted, unless you still sleep on a waterbed.

123 Burn your khakis, and wear jeans or a suit instead.

Those are the ones I found ::) especially.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2020, 11:22:26 AM »
Real men don't do any of that stuff.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2020, 02:40:29 AM »
Just buy 10 pieces of the same suit so you don't waste time picking stuff in the morning, like Seth Brundle.


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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2020, 12:37:17 PM »
I don’t like double breasted suits, not sure if I’ve ever really seen a three button.

As to the sock thing, I can agree with that. My socks die or smell after six months or so.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2020, 11:22:55 AM »
Are you trying to get to 10k posts this week?

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2020, 11:23:28 AM »
Should be titled: How to dress like a fag.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2020, 06:16:13 PM »
Just buy 10 pieces of the same suit so you don't waste time picking stuff in the morning, like Seth Brundle.



Where's the fun in this?

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2020, 06:28:04 PM »
I don’t like double breasted suits, not sure if I’ve ever really seen a three button.

As to the sock thing, I can agree with that. My socks die or smell after six months or so.

Double breasted suits only look good on very tall and slim men. I have one three button sports-jacket. I don't see much difference between it and the two button ones.



Aren't socks out of fashion?


Or, try these.


By the way, ever thought about washing your socks when they smell?  ;D

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2020, 03:40:49 AM »
How can they wear shoes with no socks?  That's disgusting.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2020, 03:46:47 PM »
How can they wear shoes with no socks?  That's disgusting.

Wear these with shoes.



This is not a good look.



Don't wear socks with these Italian designer shoes.







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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2020, 02:28:23 AM »
I don’t like double breasted suits, not sure if I’ve ever really seen a three button.

As to the sock thing, I can agree with that. My socks die or smell after six months or so.

Darn Tough Socks. So good I pay the shipping to Australia.

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Re: How To Dress Like A Man
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2020, 07:07:30 AM »
How can they wear shoes with no socks?  That's disgusting.

Enhances the foot flavor - "Daddy's Slippers" has never been more relevant than in these trying times.
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