Author Topic: Coronavirus - Politicians, Actors, and Others that have contracted it  (Read 15637 times)


The Scott

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronovirus
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2020, 06:31:17 PM »
Breaking

He's a barely functional idiot.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2020, 06:33:38 PM »
Scapegoat
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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2020, 06:34:17 PM »
I fucking hate Tom Hanks.

Therefore, I am loving this.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2020, 06:36:39 PM »
Hanks has diabetes too

The Scott

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2020, 06:38:45 PM »
Two attention whores.  Yes, he is a fine actor and director but FFS.

Breaking News!  The NBA is (possibly) cancelling the season!  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeet!

Fuck the NBA.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2020, 06:41:11 PM »
Friend of Spielberg and star of "Big" where a kid in an adult body has sex with an adult woman.

Hanks also has a weird hobby of photographing children's lost shoes all over the world.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2020, 06:50:53 PM »
Something to consider:




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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2020, 06:51:09 PM »
Cowards.
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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2020, 06:51:18 PM »
Two attention whores.  Yes, he is a fine actor and director but FFS.

Breaking News!  The NBA is (possibly) cancelling the season!  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeet!

Fuck the NBA.

Summer time basketball!!

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2020, 06:54:48 PM »

Breaking News!  The NBA is (possibly) cancelling the season!  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeet!

Fuck the NBA.

Amen.  The only sports league I respect less than the NBA is the WNBA.
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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2020, 06:56:17 PM »
Two attention whores.  Yes, he is a fine actor and director but FFS.

Breaking News!  The NBA is (possibly) cancelling the season!  Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeet!

Fuck the NBA.

Rudy gobert of the Utah jazz was apparently diagnosed, so the Utah Vs okc game was called off and the NBA decided to just suspend the league.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2020, 06:56:36 PM »
Amen.  The only sports league I respect less than the NBA is the WNBA.

Excellent observation and a fine example of discriminating taste, sir!

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2020, 07:01:09 PM »
He’s currently trending in the deadpool 2020 thread right now

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2020, 07:05:14 PM »
so do the owners have to play the NBA players?

will the vendors be fucked over?

sigh.....

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2020, 07:10:19 PM »
I like Hanks as an actor. Hate his politics. Same goes for De Niro. They are dead and useless to us now!

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2020, 07:13:10 PM »
Will we see a "Walking Dead"-scenario soon?
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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2020, 07:13:35 PM »
God, I would just fucking laugh if a douche like Robert DeNiro got Coronavirus.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2020, 07:14:38 PM »
Will we see a "Walking Dead"-scenario soon?

Wait until the dying are being turned away from hospitals in the USA and major EU countries

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2020, 07:25:33 PM »
Wait until the dying are being turned away from hospitals in the USA and major EU countries

Really?  I mean, really?  The best I hope for is the decimation of Communist China, Iran and all muslime kuntries, and the complete wiping out of the NBA and NFL, PMSNBC, CNN and especially Don Lemon.  Hollyweird with an emphasis on Juicie Smooliete' and everyone he's ever allowed up his Toblacko Road. 

Oh...and a shit-ton of DemocRaps can get it for all I care.  They smoke Chinese wang all the time so they should get it.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2020, 07:57:17 PM »
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood - like a box of chocolates - but, Houston, we have a problem.

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Re: Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2020, 08:03:23 PM »
Jenny must be somehow involved.  >:(


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Re: Coronavirus - Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2020, 08:18:13 PM »
Does Tom Hanks even lift ?

Let me know when someone important like Mathjew Canning or Vincenzo Goodrum get coronavirus

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Re: Coronavirus - Tom Hanks diagnosed with Coronavirus
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2020, 08:31:48 PM »
Does Tom Hanks even lift ?

Let me know when someone important like Mathjew Canning or Vincenzo Goodrum get coronavirus

Wait til Roberto Dinero gets it!
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