Author Topic: Gimmick check in (Read 4136 times)

Grape Ape · « **on:** March 23, 2020, 09:30:51 AM »

Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems, so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.

SF1900 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:41:52 AM »

I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.

IroNat · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:48:00 AM »

Make Getbig a "Gimmick Free Zone".

chaos · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:49:09 AM »

Quite a few "long time lurker first time poster" accounts lately.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:52:08 AM »

Quote from: chaos on March 23, 2020, 09:49:09 AM

Quite a few "long time lurker first time poster" accounts lately.

WELCOME TO THE THUDERDOME, FUCKFACE!!!!!!!

Grape Ape · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2020, 10:47:08 AM »

adding RK

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:10:04 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 23, 2020, 09:41:52 AM

I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.

Are you actually wanting to find out that members on here have been involved in gun violence? Seems in the past you were always down on that. As a victim of an armed robbery in college I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:20:34 AM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on March 23, 2020, 11:10:04 AM

Are you actually wanting to find out that members on here have been involved in gun violence? Seems in the past you were always down on that. As a victim of an armed robbery in college I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Of course I am not for gun violence and don't wish anyone be involved in gun violence.

However, when someone claims X and then states they lied about it, well, I find that hypocritical. No reason to try and come off as a badass on the internet. Just simply state that one never used their gun before and leave it at that. Lying just makes one look bad, especially since he tried to come off as a badass.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:23:25 AM »

Yes, I’ve been in constant correspondence with Ron and the rest of the gimmick surveillance unit. Due to the unforeseen pandemic response, all gimmick compliance checks have been postponed till further notice.

Once this whole situation clears up, all gimmick accounts will be banished to the abyss between Goodrums front teeth.

Kwon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:51:17 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 09:30:51 AM

Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems, so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.

Pamith with the "bro... LMAO wtf..." posts

Roast Beef Pecs with his Wahl Markberg-gimmick

Friedchicken

borsen8 / dearth / ialin

Anyone else?

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2020, 12:05:31 PM »

Gimmicks are people too!

This is nothing but Gimmickism!

Twaddle · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2020, 12:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on March 23, 2020, 11:51:17 AM

Pamith with the "bro... LMAO wtf..." posts

Roast Beef Pecs with his Wahl Markberg-gimmick

Friedchicken

borsen8 / dearth / ialin

Anyone else?

You forgot Twaddle.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2020, 12:40:26 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on March 23, 2020, 11:23:25 AM

Yes, I’ve been in constant correspondence with Ron and the rest of the gimmick surveillance unit. Due to the unforeseen pandemic response, all gimmick compliance checks have been postponed till further notice.

Once this whole situation clears up, all gimmick accounts will be banished to the abyss between Goodrums front teeth.

Good work...keep us in the loop.

stuntmovie · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:56:05 PM »

I are dum and I think I asked this dum question before without ever receiving an un-dum answer ... so I gotta ask this dum question once again!

Just what is the official GetBig definition of the word ... 'GIMMICK'?

And would it be possible for those un-dum GetBiggers who know what the hell a GetBig GIMMICK actually is .... to list the top three GIMMICKS on this Board ... by name, rank, and serial number in accordance with the GC.

I'll also make a request to "Include Me Out!" and ask if any GetBigger is gimmicky enough to tell us who was the first person to officially make that statement ... as well as the circumstances in which he said it.

Other than that ...all is well! .... But what the fuck is a Gimmick?

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:04:01 PM »

From what I understand a gimmick account is a second account of somebody who's allready a registered member of the Getbig website.

Why any grown man would care about this, upset about it, cry about it etc is one of the universe's oldest unanswered questions.

My advice? If you see a gimmick account, don't worry about it, it's not all that serious. It's not the end of the world. Life will go on. Even yours. As pathetic as it may be. And dont forget to change diapers once in a while, you big crybaby!

Grape Ape · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:22:47 PM »

Quote from: stuntmovie on March 23, 2020, 01:56:05 PM

Other than that ...all is well! .... But what the fuck is a Gimmick?

Read the post above mine.

That is a gimmick.

A poster who was so pathetic, they got banned from the most lenient board in the universe on multiple occasions, yet keep returning with the same crap.

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:30:43 PM »

Imagine four guys at a bar!

Beer is flowing.

Guy 1: is constantly talking about the Tyson Fury boxing match, that nobody is going to be able to stop the Gypsy King!

Guy 2: talks about he just came home from vacation, and that everybody needs to visit Peru and the south americas, it's breathtaking!

Guy 3: talks about how he finally is single, "no more relationships for me!" he says while he suggests they visit a strip club, later that night.

Guy 4: Who happens to be Grape Ape: can't shut up about that, on a msg board on the Internet that he visits, there are some people who have more than one account.

A few beers later, three of the guys are heading to the strip club, Grape Ape? He couldn't come, he need to hurry home to his computer to check for gimmicks.

The three guys agree that's probably for the best...

OLKE_TEXAS · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:40:07 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 23, 2020, 09:41:52 AM

I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.

Lol I remember that!

But the backed it all up by looking great on stage!!

OLKE_TEXAS · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2020, 02:41:34 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 09:30:51 AM

Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems, so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.

Checking IN ......crybaby!

Wait, all other past accounts I forgot the password or got banned so this is now my only account so no gimmick.

Been trying to get second account but they are never ever approved!

OLKE_TEXAS · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:02:33 PM »

Without gimmicks there would be less that 10 members left posting.

It is not 2003 this is 2020, not.many visits message boards these days.
People have very little attention span and patience anymore.

I support most gimmicks. Without them far less post and threads.

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:11:27 PM »

When I became a member of Getbig I picked the Unlimited Gimmicks account for $2.99 per month!

Grape Ape · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:14:44 PM »

Quote from: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 02:30:43 PM

Imagine four guys at a bar!

Beer is flowing.

Guy 1: is constantly talking about the Tyson Fury boxing match, that nobody is going to be able to stop the Gypsy King!

Guy 2: talks about he just came home from vacation, and that everybody needs to visit Peru and the south americas, it's breathtaking!

Guy 3: talks about how he finally is single, "no more relationships for me!" he says while he suggests they visit a strip club, later that night.

Guy 4: Who happens to be Grape Ape: can't shut up about that, on a msg board on the Internet that he visits, there are some people who have more than one account.

A few beers later, three of the guys are heading to the strip club, Grape Ape? He couldn't come, he need to hurry home to his computer to check for gimmicks.

The three guys agree that's probably for the best...

Gayer than writing fanfiction about another poster.

However, this is the more likely scenario:

4 guys in the bar.

You walk in.

4 guys leave the bar.

Henda · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:23:54 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 03:14:44 PM

Gayer than writing fanfiction about another poster.

However, this is the more likely scenario:

4 guys in the bar.

You walk in.

4 guys leave the bar.

Hahahah

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:25:38 PM »

Not likely at all, I never leave my basement

Ron · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:18:40 PM »

NO ONE is contact with me - jeez