Sorry for the bad news man, I don't have a spot to lift anymore and the criminals on craigslist want 3-4$ a lb for weights
Here is something kind of funny which is on topic I promise!
So this guy on cl posted an ad looking for a life coach which I responded to (assuming he was trolling and I think he was)
Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>
2:19 AM (15 hours ago)
to craigslist guy
what's the problem are you depressed? unmotivated? confused? lazy? directionless? first of all a life coach is beyond you, at this point the advice and wisdom would be lost on you. you must start with the most basic and immediate needs first, and go from there...….meaning pick a few issues from the short list conveniently shown above and then go from there.
if you can't be bothered to think or work in any fashion then ditch the life coach trip and get a solid cocaine habit going instead. meth on the weekdays (to keep you going) cocaine on the weekends (to get that fresh AH! feeling and re-invigorate for the coming work week) and if you still can't accomplish anything- ADD BOOZE UNTIL LIFE IS BARRELING AT YOU LIKE, LIKE STARS IN THE SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES WHEN THEY GO WARP SPEED AND THE STARS BECOME LIKE WHITE LINES ALL OVER THE PLACE FUCK YEAH THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
Best wishes.
Mike
His response
craigslist 7101367786
3:48 AM (14 hours ago)
to ****************
"Mike,
Your advice is worth gold to me. Thanks.
Im being a lame and not appreciating the tons of pussy, drugs and fun God has thrown at me.
If you are so inclined, can I buy the first gram of coke for us and get the chance to bullshit with you? Its a bargain, what $70 bucks and a numb face for the evening. Fuck yeah man.
(408)***-**** Steve"
My response
Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>
to craigslist
Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth Steve?
From "Steve"
Fuck man. You remind me of my cellie in North Kern state prison. He was a skinhead from long beach, and he liked to push buttons you know? Then one day he called my son a Kike, and instead of punching him like he wanted, I fucking stabbed him on the yard a week later. Lol. That fucking jokester. Haha
Anyways, to answer your hilarious question. no, i dont have a pretty mouth or a clean ass. That's your job to take it and suck it. Lol. If your good ill sell you to the blacks for a few bucks each week. Ok?
He he
My response
Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>
You ain't got the goods and I am not a race traitor sorry.
Doubt he will reply I was just looking for some way I could put Goodrums instaclassic line to good use
