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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2020, 06:49:22 AM »
In South Africa everyone who pays Unemployment Insurance will get the equivalent of US $180.



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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2020, 07:43:45 AM »
Anyone who read Matts post above.................sl ap yourself !!

Due to coronavirus boredom I read the whole post.

very coherent up until paragraph "normally" then things slide into thoughtscape....

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2020, 08:23:17 AM »
Anyone who read Matts post above.................sl ap yourself !!

wes - how can they slap themselves if they already shot themselves while reading it?  ;D

My posts are fine, my man!

Including the post above.  :)

You just need to skip the first 11 paragraphs and only read to the portion below:

I myself am addicted to cheap Chinese electronics, so I absolutely contributed to this!!  So you won't hear me complaining about China, as I am ADDICTED to cheap Chinese wares!!

In fact, I will be buying a BRAND NEW smartphone tomorrow, which was MADE IN CHINA!!  ;D

I LOVE CHEAP CHINESE ELECTRONICS!!!

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2020, 12:58:57 PM »
I can get 3 hookers all night in Vegas for $1200.

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2020, 01:05:09 PM »
I can get 3 hookers all night in Vegas for $1200.
How much for just 1?  $400?

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2020, 01:26:58 PM »
The mail come and nothing.
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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2020, 02:00:48 PM »
The mail come and nothing.

Do U still plan to visit Manly beach  8)

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2020, 04:30:50 AM »
The mail come and nothing.
Those with direct deposit get the cash first.  Those who don't have it might not get the cash for 4 weeks or more.

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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2020, 05:45:30 AM »
Any forum member who accepts a corona check will lose Getbigger membership.

Getbiggers are 1%ers and are not legally eligible for corona money.


They are going to be direct deposited.....besides I can technically count that as slave reparations  ;D
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Re: $1,200.00 Check
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2020, 07:39:55 AM »

They are going to be direct deposited.....besides I can technically count that as slave reparations  ;D


It only takes $1200 to have that issue settled? That was easy.

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Coronavirus - Stimulus Check - What To Expect?
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2020, 12:01:33 PM »
Being curious about the Coronavirus stimilus, I looked it up and here's what is required, how much you get and how will you get it according The College Investor [https://thecollegeinvestor.com/33324/coronavirus-stimulus-checks/#tab-con-3]

This is a cut and paste. So, please do not hold me responsible for any inaccuracies in this information. If you follow the link, there are additional details which cover other circumstances, such as what happens if you don't have to file taxes.

The stimulus check amount for 2020 is adults would get $1,200 each (so $2,400 for couples filing jointly) and children $500 each (children are qualifying children according to IRS rules claimed in the household under 17 years old). The benefit would start to phase out at a rate of $5 for every additional $100 in income.

You also cannot be claimed as a dependent on someone else's return.

The benefit phaseout starts at:


$75,000 in adjusted gross income for singles
$112,500 for heads of household
$150,000 for married couples filing jointly
Completely phase out at $99,000 for singles and $198,000 for couples (with no children)

The current bill as written requires you to have filed a 2019 tax return or a 2018 return if you haven't filed your 2019 return yet by the time the checks go out, and it would send the benefit checks to the address listed on the tax return. See below for updating your information with the IRS.

Is This Income, A Tax Credit, Or What?

This stimulus check is a refundable tax credit for 2020, being paid to you early. You will have to claim in on your 2020 taxes, but there is nothing to pay back... unless:

You received an incorrect amount based on household or filing (such as you're now divorced and should have received just a single check, etc.)
We are currently uncertain what happens if your earnings in 2020 exceed the AGI limits

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Re: U.S. CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS CHECKS: WHAT TO EXPECT
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2020, 12:04:49 PM »
Looks accurate to me.


This is how I interpret it.


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Re: U.S. CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS CHECKS: WHAT TO EXPECT
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2020, 12:14:07 PM »
Is it possible to get two checks both for $1200.00?
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Re: U.S. CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS CHECKS: WHAT TO EXPECT
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2020, 12:59:26 PM »
Is it possible to get two checks both for $1200.00?


Yes, in SanFran if you are both a top and bottom.

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Re: U.S. CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS CHECKS: WHAT TO EXPECT
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2020, 01:48:33 PM »

Yes, in SanFran if you are both a top and bottom.

Please say more about this.
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Re: U.S. CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS CHECKS: WHAT TO EXPECT
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2020, 01:59:43 PM »

Yes, in SanFran if you are both a top and bottom.

But not elsewhere?

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Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2020, 01:42:53 PM »
Okay this is frustrating. There is a website where you can check the status of your stimulus check, https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment. My calculations indicate that I qualify for a stimulus check. Since some folks have received their check and I have not, I decided to check the status of mine on the above website. On two separate days, I filled in all the required information on the online form exactly as it appears on my IRS 1040 form. Both times I got an error message telling me the information is incorrect. After several tries, they locked me out for a day (as a security measure). I did a little research to see what the problem could be and discovered that error messages are a common occurrence with this online tool. Trust the government to screw things up.

If you decide to check the status of your check and get this error message or one of the others, well, too bad so sad. Don't bother calling the IRS regarding any issues you encounter because they aren't taking calls. Lucky for me, I can wait for the check to be deposited whenever that happens because this seems to be the only option available.   

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2020, 03:38:29 PM »
Stay strong, Uncle Prime!
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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2020, 04:06:14 PM »
Prime, I'm sorry to hear of your woes.  I can't really give you any advice.  Hopefully it will just appear in your account.  That's what happened for me.  It was like the Trump Fairy came over night, and put cash in my account. 

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2020, 04:21:11 PM »
Trump knows you're not a Trump supporter so no Trump bucks for you.  Seriously, I got mine direct deposit. I got mine the same week most got it.

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2020, 05:10:44 PM »
It is likely that those of us who paid taxes instead of getting a return deducted from our accounts will be be sent a check in the mail. You'd think since the IRS had the information to take money out of your account they use that for a direct deposit in to your account. Not so, or so I read. Boo hoo! So here's the deal, if your check's in the mail you'll get based your adjusted gross income. The less it was the sooner you'll get your check.

Here's a schedule:

The IRS is now sending paper stimulus checks, and plans to send approximately 5 million paper checks each week. The order of stimulus checks is not random or based on geography. The IRS will send checks starting with taxpayers who have the lowest annual adjusted gross income as reported on their 2018 or 2019 tax return, whichever is more recent. Here is the planned weekly schedule for the IRS to mail stimulus checks based on annual adjusted gross income, as first reported by The Washington Post. All dates represent the “week ending” (for example, the week ending April 24) and the IRS could change this schedule at any time.

Less than $10,000: April 24
$10,001 - $20,000: May 1
$20,001 - $30,000: May 8
$30,001 - $40,000: May 15
$40,001 - $50,000: May 22
$50,001 - $60,000: May 29
$60,001 - $70,000: June 5
$70,001 - $80,000: June 12
$80,001 - $90,000: June 19
$90,001 - $100,000: June 26
$100,001 - $110,000: July 3
$110,001 - $120,000: July 10
$120,001 - $130,000: July 17
$130,001- $140,000: July 24
$140,001 - $150,000: July 31
$150,001 - $160,000: August 7
$160,001 - $170,000: August 14
$170,001 - $180,000: August 21
$180,001 - $190,000: August 28
$190,001 - $198,000: September 4
Remaining checks: September 11

Looks like I'll be waiting for mine for awhile. Can one of my fellow Getbiggers lend me some money? If not I'll fly to Hawaii and hang out at Pellius' favorite McDonald's till he shows up. Just kidding. I don't really like McDonald's cheeseburgers that much.  :)

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2020, 05:18:33 PM »
Stay strong, Uncle Prime!

Send me food so i can stay strong...please, nephew. Canned whole white Albacore Tuna from Costco should do the trick. I'll PM you my address for delivery.

Wild Planet Albacore Wilda Tuna, 5 oz, 6-count
Item  7552
Your Price $17.49
Delivery Fee $3.00


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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2020, 05:39:19 PM »
Stay strong, Uncle Prime!

SiFi, just snatch his money too  ;D

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2020, 05:40:00 PM »
Trump knows you're not a Trump supporter so no Trump bucks for you.  Seriously, I got mine direct deposit. I got mine the same week most got it.


 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Stimulus Check Issues
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2020, 05:44:25 PM »
So here's the deal, if your check's in the mail you'll get based your adjusted gross income. The less it was the sooner you'll get your check.

Here's a schedule:

Less than $10,000: April 24
$10,001 - $20,000: May 1
$20,001 - $30,000: May 8
$30,001 - $40,000: May 15
$40,001 - $50,000: May 22
$50,001 - $60,000: May 29
$60,001 - $70,000: June 5
$70,001 - $80,000: June 12
$80,001 - $90,000: June 19
$90,001 - $100,000: June 26
$100,001 - $110,000: July 3
$110,001 - $120,000: July 10
$120,001 - $130,000: July 17
$130,001- $140,000: July 24
$140,001 - $150,000: July 31
$150,001 - $160,000: August 7
$160,001 - $170,000: August 14
$170,001 - $180,000: August 21
$180,001 - $190,000: August 28
$190,001 - $198,000: September 4
Remaining checks: September 11

Ok, this explains why I got my money so quick.  I'm pretty dang poor.  Hence, the quick money.  Thx Trump.