Someone once said, "Good things come with the bad!"
Or was it, "Good things come in small packages?"
Some smart GetBigges might recall who it was who said one of the above originally. ..... but you can include me out because I have no idea.
But one of the below simple facts might be considered to be 'good' and have only come about due this deadly pandemic.
1. Yosemite has only been closed to the public for about a month now but there are reports that the bears are having a hell of a good time shitting in the woods and have increased three-fold since us humans have departed.
How that bear population has increased so rapidly is beyond my understanding, but I'll take someone's word for it.
But it still doesn't answer that question I'm often asked, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Or does a falling tree make a sound if there is no-one in those woods to hear it?
2. The Ozone Layer is improving. I know zilch about any ozone layer so I can't offer further comment. I have to assume that an improved Ozone Layer is good.
3. You can see blue skies over China now! I guess you could not see blue sky over China before this deadly virus. That sounds good to me.
4. You can now see the bottom of the Venice Canal. I'm hoping that one of you Venetians can take a picture of the bottom of that Venice Canal to prove that I'm not making this good shit up.
5. Gas prices are down to $2.08 a gallon here in Vegas. Good for me!
6. Smog in smoggy places is getting less smoggy. Can someone in Los Angeles verify this with a clear, blue, sky photo?
7. People who collect Social Security are dieing by the thousands which means fewer SS payments in the millions which solves a major SS financial problem. This may sound SICK, but it does sound good to me.
8. Some wise investors are (or will be) buying stock that will hit the bottom of the barrel until this pandemic 'starts to atop' and then turns them into billionaires over night. That sounds OK to me.
9. There will be no need to be courteous and shake the hand of new found friends any more. A simple nod or a courteous bow will henceforth suffice but a swift punch in the nose from a clean opponent could turn out to be 'nothing to worry about'. I've been punched more tha n once, but never by someone with a clean hand ... so that sounds good to me once I get punched again.
10. "Sex before marriage' will add the words "unless both parties pass a complete physical as specified by the AMA". Sexual orientation of either party will not be mentioned. (No decision on this one.)
11. Whorehouses throughout Nevada will become museums of past, long gone, whore house days. This may not be a good thing though.
