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Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« on: May 07, 2020, 10:55:48 PM »
Just heard that gyms in Contra Costa County, east bay Northern California may reopen on May 15. Here were some of the guidlines. Keep in mind we are the world capital of LBGTXYZ candy asses.

-gyms open one hour at a time then closed for one hour for cleaning, then reopened for the next one hour time slot.
-you must sign up for your one hour time slot the night before online.
-no more than three sessions per week.
-$15 surcharge per month to pay for additional cleaning staff.
-mask required
-social distancing strictly enforced.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2020, 10:57:42 PM »
Just heard that gyms in Contra Costa County, east bay Northern California may reopen on May 15. Here were some of the guidlines. Keep in mind we are the world capital of LBGTXYZ candy asses.

-gyms open one hour at a time then closed for one hour for cleaning, then reopened for the next one hour time slot.
-you must sign up for your one hour time slot the night before online.
-no more than three sessions per week.
-$15 surcharge per month to pay for additional cleaning staff.
-mask required

-social distancing strictly enforced.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'd cancel my membership over this immediately. They want you to pay full fee AND another 15? Fuck that. I hope all gyms go out of business if they do this.

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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2020, 11:39:59 PM »
I'd cancel my membership over this immediately. They want you to pay full fee AND another 15? Fuck that. I hope all gyms go out of business if they do this.

Hope?

They will.

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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2020, 12:31:28 AM »
I thought you guys wanted the gyms open?

Now youre bitching over 15 bucks.

Seems to me a lot of getbiggers are neither rich or serious about training.

I just spent $500 on gym mats for my homegym...

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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2020, 01:00:22 AM »
Just heard that gyms in Contra Costa County, east bay Northern California may reopen on May 15. Here were some of the guidlines. Keep in mind we are the world capital of LBGTXYZ candy asses.

-gyms open one hour at a time then closed for one hour for cleaning, then reopened for the next one hour time slot.
-you must sign up for your one hour time slot the night before online.
-no more than three sessions per week.
-$15 surcharge per month to pay for additional cleaning staff.
-mask required
-social distancing strictly enforced.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you only need 30 mins to prep a gym for the next clients.  if this is the case, all gyms should be open 24 hrs until further notice.  infections still won't change b/c of dumbasses and their cell phone when they step out the gym and rub their eyes and pick their noses.   

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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2020, 01:36:48 AM »
How in the fuck can a guy train while wearing a mask?

RIDICULOUS!!

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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2020, 08:22:04 AM »
So the same gym rate plus 15, for three sessions per week? I’ll pass.
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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2020, 08:29:55 AM »
How in the fuck can a guy train while wearing a mask?

RIDICULOUS!!

I know, that's what I've been saying.

Imagine doing squats or deadlifts with a mask on?

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2020, 08:35:12 AM »
Seems like a total waste of time.

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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2020, 08:40:27 AM »
When more stores open up, it will be hard to find weights and training equipment.

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2020, 09:01:50 AM »
The masks enhance the no-homo factor when "working in"... worth the extra 15$ for sure.

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2020, 09:02:31 AM »
When more stores open up, it will be hard to find weights and training equipment.

Since March, prices on Ebay have tripled.  I was fortunate to buy a bench, some DB's an EZ curl bar to workout out at home.  I have a few old York roundhead dumbbells, but I still need 60's 70's and 80's... hard to find now, if you can find them, they're very expensive.

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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2020, 09:05:46 AM »
Seems like a total waste of time.

Yup, and most likely totally unnecessary.  With people inhaling/exhaling at 3-4x the normal rate, it's impossible not to share that with everyone... doesn't matter if everyone has a mask on or how large the space is.

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2020, 09:13:53 AM »
No surprise really. They are cancelling fireworks displays for July 4th. OUTDOOR FIREWORKS, haha.

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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2020, 09:20:39 AM »
Where's the $15 coming from and who is it going too? Basically they're trying to tell you how to run your business. Things liberals have no knowledge about....running a business. Blame the voters

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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2020, 09:30:53 AM »
Before this went down, in my area there was a big boom in fitness boutique gyms, store front type places that had fitness classes. I would always think to myself that most of them won’t survive. Apparently, none of them will after this.

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« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2020, 09:43:35 AM »
Just heard that gyms in Contra Costa County, east bay Northern California may reopen on May 15. Here were some of the guidlines. Keep in mind we are the world capital of LBGTXYZ candy asses.

-gyms open one hour at a time then closed for one hour for cleaning, then reopened for the next one hour time slot.
-you must sign up for your one hour time slot the night before online.
-no more than three sessions per week.
-$15 surcharge per month to pay for additional cleaning staff.
-mask required
-social distancing strictly enforced.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

People's Republic of California-  so no surprises.


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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2020, 10:19:56 AM »
Since March, prices on Ebay have tripled.  I was fortunate to buy a bench, some DB's an EZ curl bar to workout out at home.  I have a few old York roundhead dumbbells, but I still need 60's 70's and 80's... hard to find now, if you can find them, they're very expensive.

buy these dumbbell handles and use standard weights
https://www.ironmaster.com/products/quick-lock-adjustable-dumbbell-handle-set/

I bought a pair of these handles about a month ago and have another pair on the way
The bar and collars  weigh ten pounds.  In the photo I have 12.5 plates on each side so those dumbbells weigh 60 pounds
I have loaded them up to 100 and they feel totally solid

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Re: Northern California gym reopening protocols HAHAHAHA!
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2020, 01:31:41 PM »
I refuse to believe this is really happening. Cant be real.