Okay...in an attempt to begin to even out the “black man” crime statistics, I’m going to openly admit to committing a “white girl” crime.
I put on very very short shorts, then stand in front of a full length mirror and take photos of me wearing some old pair of dress shoes from my waist down.
Then I put the shoes for sale on OfferUp and use my 36-inch inseam bare legged photos to sell the shoes.
A few days ago a schmoe from Canyon Lake, Texas bought my old, used black leather pumps for $880.00.
I feel SO guilty. 😆