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Olde Tyme Muscle

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Hoffman's Proteen powder
« on: May 10, 2020, 09:17:24 AM »

Anyone know the bodybuilder in the ad?
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IroNat

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2020, 09:50:24 AM »
Bruce Randall?

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Thin Lizzy

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2020, 09:57:42 AM »
A guy in the gym where I trained back in the day told me that Hoffman used to go back to the factory after it closed and pour sugar into the mix.
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IroNat

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2020, 10:02:18 AM »
It was like drinking a combo of sand and wallpaper paste.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2020, 11:06:11 AM »
Quote from: Silky Smooth on May 10, 2020, 10:05:11 AM
A guy who stands in front of my local 7-11 all day told me he communicates with with aliens with telepathy.

You saying he doesnt?
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2020, 11:40:48 AM »
Quote from: Olde Tyme Muscle on May 10, 2020, 09:17:24 AM

Anyone know the bodybuilder in the ad?

It appears to be Grimek with artistic license.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2020, 12:10:41 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on May 10, 2020, 10:02:18 AM
It was like drinking a combo of sand and wallpaper paste.
Yes, I had some in the 80's and that shit was awful.
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Grape Ape

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2020, 12:25:38 PM »
OP in serious violation of Funk51's domain.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2020, 04:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on May 10, 2020, 11:40:48 AM
It appears to be Grimek with artistic license.

Find Grimek in that pose.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2020, 04:48:38 PM »
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2020, 05:31:41 PM »
Cake batter with random dried boogers
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2020, 05:49:54 PM »
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2020, 02:04:36 AM »
Quote from: Fortress on May 11, 2020, 05:31:41 PM
Cake batter with random dried boogers
Even worse was the fish protein powder Hoffman made.  That stuff must have been terrible.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2020, 02:15:18 AM »
ROAST BEEF PECKER WITH ANOTHER LAME GIMMICK SEEKING LITERAL GALLONS OF BABY BATTER !!
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funk51

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2020, 05:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on May 11, 2020, 12:25:38 PM
OP in serious violation of Funk51's domain.
;D   when i was in high school , guys would chew up to 30 tablets a day of this gluck. my favorite was the peanut butter bars one part  peanut butter, one part glue, one part sawdust and 5 drops of bob hoffman's sweat in every bar. hoffman was reputed to mix a cauldron of this stuff wearing a wife beater and using a canoe paddle.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2020, 05:09:43 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on May 12, 2020, 02:04:36 AM
Even worse was the fish protein powder Hoffman made.  That stuff must have been terrible.
    good stuff it made hoffman into the specimen that he was.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2020, 05:11:17 AM »
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oldgolds

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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2020, 06:24:10 AM »
Remember the liver pills?
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2020, 06:28:40 AM »
Quote from: oldgolds on May 12, 2020, 06:24:10 AM
Remember the liver pills?
   yup and the energitol and the only thing that was actually good the sun tan oil.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2020, 06:30:36 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on May 12, 2020, 06:28:40 AM

What year was this, Funk? Seems way ahead of its time
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2020, 06:35:15 AM »
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2020, 11:06:51 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on May 12, 2020, 05:09:43 AM
    good stuff it made hoffman into the specimen that he was.
Hoffman loved young women his whole life and this pissed off his wife so much she refused to bury him when he died.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2020, 01:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on May 12, 2020, 06:30:36 AM
What year was this, Funk? Seems way ahead of its time
                 maybe in the early 70's will have to check some old mags.
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2020, 05:38:45 PM »
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Re: Hoffman's Proteen powder
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2020, 04:06:07 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on May 12, 2020, 11:06:51 AM
Hoffman loved young women his whole life and this pissed off his wife so much she refused to bury him when he died.

She had him cremated and his ashes mixed in with a batch of Hoffman Hi-Proteen which was then sold to customers.
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