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To the Moon? What a joke.
« on: May 13, 2020, 04:15:26 PM »
We’ve never been to the Moon

Not a chance.

So humans travelled 385,000 km, sent a capsule onto the planet while its “mother” (with piloting astronaut) circled it, those capsule dudes got out and walked and drove around in a Moon Jeep, then launched back into orbit and re-connected with the spaceship, then travelled 385,000 km back to Earth, and then re-entered our atmosphere?

Over 50 years ago?

Look at the tech back then. Look at it now.

And still to this day any single foray into space by any nation has a high chance for disaster. Usually only with a very moderate (relative) travel distance, to boot; indeed much, MUCH less than 385,000 fucking kilometres.

Also, 50 fucking years and, what, in that time, HALF A CENTURY, the likes of Russia or China hasn’t done it?! Even taken a stab?

What a work.


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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2020, 04:50:47 PM »

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2020, 05:03:26 PM »
Not true, Fortress!  May I present the truth as borne out by... The Old Negro Space Program:

In the early days of the space program, NASA was Whites only.  And so a ragtag band of men, known as "Blackstronauts" formed NASSA.  The Negroe American Space Society of Astronauts.



On September 31, 1966, Suitcase Jefferson and Louie Hayes land their rocket-powered Coupe de Ville on the surface of the Moon and return safely to Earth. Their amazing feat is buried by the black blackout, and appears on page 34 of the Cincinnati Enquirer (and, presumably, gets the same treatment in other papers). The article reads as follows:

    Negroes Land on Moon

    Talk about getting lost! Wallace Jefferson and Louis Hayes, both negroes, have wandered all the way to the moon!

    The hapless pair entered lunar orbit late yesterday afternoon and finally landed on the surface of the moon several hours later. They plan to return later this week.

    The incident is not a total tragedy. "We may want to talk with these negroes," said NASA mission commander Deke Slayton. "Their mishap may just help us in our goal to land a man on the moon by the end of the decade."

Saddened by the nation's lack of interest in their heroics, Jefferson and his friends decide to shut down NASSA.


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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2020, 05:13:08 PM »

In the early days of the space program, NASA was Whites only.  And so a ragtag band of men, known as "Blackstronauts" formed NASSA.  The Negroe American Space Society of Astronauts.




It was disbanded because the astronauts refused to answer mission control with  "Yes, Nassa" .... "No, Nassa".

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2020, 05:13:15 PM »
Not true, Fortress!  May I present the truth as borne out by... The Old Negro Space Program:

In the early days of the space program, NASA was Whites only.  And so a ragtag band of men, known as "Blackstronauts" formed NASSA.  The Negroe American Space Society of Astronauts.



On September 31, 1966, Suitcase Jefferson and Louie Hayes land their rocket-powered Coupe de Ville on the surface of the Moon and return safely to Earth. Their amazing feat is buried by the black blackout, and appears on page 34 of the Cincinnati Enquirer (and, presumably, gets the same treatment in other papers). The article reads as follows:

    Negroes Land on Moon

    Talk about getting lost! Wallace Jefferson and Louis Hayes, both negroes, have wandered all the way to the moon!

    The hapless pair entered lunar orbit late yesterday afternoon and finally landed on the surface of the moon several hours later. They plan to return later this week.

    The incident is not a total tragedy. "We may want to talk with these negroes," said NASA mission commander Deke Slayton. "Their mishap may just help us in our goal to land a man on the moon by the end of the decade."

Saddened by the nation's lack of interest in their heroics, Jefferson and his friends decide to shut down NASSA.


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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2020, 06:29:01 PM »
I dont give a fuck if we been there or not doesnt affect me.


Who gives a fuck the gov lies daily.

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2020, 07:32:31 PM »
Run, Fortress, run.

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2020, 05:26:58 AM »
We’ve never been to the Moon

Not a chance.

So humans travelled 385,000 km, sent a capsule onto the planet while its “mother” (with piloting astronaut) circled it, those capsule dudes got out and walked and drove around in a Moon Jeep, then launched back into orbit and re-connected with the spaceship, then travelled 385,000 km back to Earth, and then re-entered our atmosphere?

Over 50 years ago?

Look at the tech back then. Look at it now.

And still to this day any single foray into space by any nation has a high chance for disaster. Usually only with a very moderate (relative) travel distance, to boot; indeed much, MUCH less than 385,000 fucking kilometres.

Also, 50 fucking years and, what, in that time, HALF A CENTURY, the likes of Russia or China hasn’t done it?! Even taken a stab?

What a work.

Now you only have to convince the scientific community and the hoax is finally exposed!

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2020, 06:22:58 AM »
I used to believe it when I was young, but when you take the time to research everything, there is NO WAY humans could've ever walked on the moon.  It was all an elaborate hoax.

Heat:
+250F in the sun, -250 in the shade. The power/batteries required to keep the LEMs interior temperature livable would have been enormous.  Impossible for the batteries they brought with them to accomplish this. Besides, batteries only function from -20F to +120F.   

Radiation:
The gamma rays and X-rays would've killed them very quickly.
If those silly clown suits protected them from solar and cosmic radiation, why didn't they use them to clean up Chernobyl and Fukushima?

Photos/film:
Many pictures were taken, all studio quality too - lol  The radiation and heat would've destroyed the film.  Ever try to take film through the x-ray at airport security?... it gets ruined.  Their cameras were not pressurized from the vacuum of space or shielded from the radiation.  The moving parts in the camera would've melted and fused together and the film would've melted in the +250F heat.

Armstrong calling the Apollo 11 landing:
The astronauts are basically sitting on top of the LEM's huge engine as it is descending... the engine is operating as Armstrong is calling the out the telemetry... yet, you don't hear any engine noise at all coming from his headset microphone.  Also, there is no burn/blast mark from the engine below the LEM.  No moon dust on the landing pads either.

There's about 100 more things I could mention.

It's much easier to fool someone, than to convince them they've been fooled.

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2020, 06:45:49 AM »
Can satellites or telescopes see any signs of tread marks, equipment etc on the moon?

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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2020, 07:17:41 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2020, 07:28:33 AM »
I wonder if there is any conspiracy theory getbiggers do not subscribe to

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2020, 07:51:27 AM »
Possibly.  I guarantee this Corona shit is a joke though.

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2020, 08:14:57 AM »
Can satellites or telescopes see any signs of tread marks, equipment etc on the moon?

Yes.

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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2020, 08:40:37 AM »
 ;D ^

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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2020, 08:43:34 AM »
Fortress is completely ignoring the fact that the moon was like 1/4 of the distance away from the earth in the 50s than it is today.
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2020, 08:58:49 AM »
Yes.

Yes and it's photo-shopped BS. 

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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2020, 09:01:55 AM »

Sure pal. Sure.

I don't get the foil. If I have instruments which have sufficiently fire resolution as to read the electromagnetic inductance of your brainwaves then I can simply detect what they induct into a Faraday Cage, right? And if I'm reading your thoughts wouldn't I know you're buying tin foil and tearing off a sheet and putting it your head? Who do you think you're fooling?

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2020, 09:56:35 AM »
I dont give a fuck if we been there or not doesnt affect me.


Who gives a fuck the gov lies daily.


Spot on Wes - Yet so many people carry on believing everything their governments tell them
Unquestioning - They Lie Constantly.

I find it odd that no other country has tried going to the moon for exploration purposes
As How Likely is it that NASA would share much if any of the valuable info they got from
Going - If they did go.

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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2020, 09:59:16 AM »
You know what's up on that moon?

Rocks.

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2020, 10:53:54 AM »
We’ve never been to the Moon

Not a chance.

So humans travelled 385,000 km, sent a capsule onto the planet while its “mother” (with piloting astronaut) circled it, those capsule dudes got out and walked and drove around in a Moon Jeep, then launched back into orbit and re-connected with the spaceship, then travelled 385,000 km back to Earth, and then re-entered our atmosphere?

Over 50 years ago?

Look at the tech back then. Look at it now.

And still to this day any single foray into space by any nation has a high chance for disaster. Usually only with a very moderate (relative) travel distance, to boot; indeed much, MUCH less than 385,000 fucking kilometres.

Also, 50 fucking years and, what, in that time, HALF A CENTURY, the likes of Russia or China hasn’t done it?! Even taken a stab?

What a work.
You might like this website:

http://heiwaco.tripod.com/moontravel.htm

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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2020, 10:57:51 AM »
 :D :D :D

OP.....don't be an idiot.

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Re: To the Moon? What a joke.
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2020, 11:00:50 AM »
I wonder if there is any conspiracy theory getbiggers do not subscribe to

We've got all angles covered here.

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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2020, 11:13:00 AM »
:D :D :D

OP.....don't be an idiot.
How many of those 400,000 were involved in putting together the whole program and not just one little aspect of it?