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Beard is life
« on: May 15, 2020, 05:59:09 PM »
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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2020, 06:14:53 PM »
So basically if you have no chin, grow a beard and create a fake one.

Future:

Girl: shave off your beard honey, it’s been years.
Guy: sure, you love me no matter what I look like.
Guy shaved beard.
Girl: I’m going out with my girlfriends again tonight.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2020, 06:20:24 PM »
So basically if you have no chin, grow a beard and create a fake one.

Future:

Girl: shave off your beard honey, it’s been years.
Guy: sure, you love me no matter what I look like.
Guy shaved beard.
Girl: I’m going out with my girlfriends again tonight.

Dont lift lose your muscles
Eat too much get fat
Wear shit clothes
Shave hair off if no beard or boneless face
Women wear no makeup
Women dont do hair
Women dont wear bra
Etc etc

Its all frauding your ability to attract and keep a mate, use whatever tools available.In your scenario just dont shave, youll also retain respect for being your own man and not giving in like a pussy to her.Women dont want a doormat.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2020, 08:20:43 PM »
There's no man with superior facial aesthetics who wears a beard. It's a tool to cover up physical deformations. A more elegant alternative to a paper bag.

95%+ of men have a weak, retruded ,narrow or short jaw and/or weak, retruded, narrow or short chin.I highly doubt you are in the 5% or less that would not benefit from a beard.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2020, 08:43:25 PM »
95%+ of men have a weak, retruded ,narrow or short jaw and/or weak, retruded, narrow or short chin.I highly doubt you are in the 5% or less that would not benefit from a beard.

agreed

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2020, 08:56:37 PM »
There's no man with superior facial aesthetics who wears a beard. It's a tool to cover up physical deformations. A more elegant alternative to a paper bag.

Not true.  There was one...Steve Reeves.







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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2020, 09:08:32 PM »
Not true.  There was one...Steve Reeves.










Reeves was just a tad too pretty, the beard gave him the ruggedness he didnt have before to give him more sex appeal.Also slightly lengthened his face and made his head look less boxy.No homo.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2020, 09:15:58 PM »
Reeves was just a tad too pretty, the beard gave him the ruggedness he didnt have before to give him more sex appeal.No homo.

Reeves was the most handsome man to walk the face of this earth.  I knew women that melted at his name.  An aunt of mine was one of them. She told me that if I could be built like Reeves (as if, LOL!) I would only be halfway there.  His face was masculinity personified, especially with the beard or even just the mustache.

Of course these are women of a time that appreciated masculine men.  These days women seem to want a masculine woman or a feminine man or whatevertheintercourse makes these damdrogenous fuckwads moist/hard/shiver like the gelatinous twatlings they are.

Give me Gene Tierny in Laura or Lauren Bacall in Key Largo over any Hollywood whorelette of today. But I wouldn't stand much of a chance looking as I do...LOL!  But for a man that was built and looked like Steve Reeves?

The women of the world would line up to be his oyster.   Pearl necklace ladies? 

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2020, 09:18:40 PM »
Most guys look better without a beard

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2020, 09:24:56 PM »
Most guys look better without a beard

True words, there brother.  I have an even more pathetic beard than most men.  It looks like something on a retarded biker. I hate to admit it but that's the truth. So maybe I don't look "better", just not as bad.  ;D

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2020, 09:29:06 PM »
  It looks like something on a retarded biker.
;D

With a beard I look like a rapist

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2020, 09:31:03 PM »
;D

With a beard I look like a rapist
;D
Well, at least that look won't get you thrown out of family reunions!
 ;D ;D

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2020, 09:33:04 PM »
;D
Well, at least that look won't get you thrown out of family reunions!
 ;D ;D
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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2020, 09:43:40 PM »
There's no man with superior facial aesthetics who wears a beard. It's a tool to cover up physical deformations. A more elegant alternative to a paper bag.

You mean like these fellows are covering up their physical 'defromations'.














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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2020, 09:51:53 PM »
Yet another bouwring read.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2020, 01:03:43 AM »
You mean like these fellows are covering up their physical 'defromations'.









They all looked better clean-shaven though.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2020, 01:25:41 AM »
They all looked better clean-shaven though.

Hemsworth and Reynolds have way more sex appeal with beards.Women go nuts for the bearded versions.Pine and Pitt look better clean shaven or stubble.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2020, 02:00:16 AM »
Do things to appeal to women is gay as fuck!

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2020, 02:16:13 AM »
Do things to appeal to women is gay as fuck!

Because 90% of the people in this forum didnt start lifting to impress women or gain respect to get women  ::)

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2020, 02:24:20 AM »
Because 90% of the people in this forum didnt start lifting to impress women or gain respect to get women  ::)

Except most of the attention ends up coming from other guys and that just motivates them to get even bigger. Pure homo

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2020, 04:34:24 AM »
who the hell is this homosexual?

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2020, 04:41:20 AM »
There's no man with superior facial aesthetics who wears a beard. It's a tool to cover up physical deformations. A more elegant alternative to a paper bag.
Effeminate men go with the clean shaven look.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2020, 04:59:14 AM »
Do things to appeal to women is gay as fuck!

Yup.  Be the best version of yourself, for yourself and not for female validation.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2020, 05:06:23 AM »
This thread is super gay....

Cliffs,

Army gets hard over guys with beards.

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Re: Beard is life
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2020, 06:01:14 AM »
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