Generally speaking, people with real jobs don’t get to have a beard. Either their organizations policy will forbid facial hair, or the powers that be will frown upon unkempt fools with beards.
There are lot less people with full enough facial hair than there are people without chins that grow beards.
AOO, I’ve noticed this beard topic has really been on your mind. Grow your beard dude, the autistic freaks on 4chan won’t hold it against you either way. Still won’t get you ass though, you need to leave the internet for that.