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SF1900

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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2020, 11:47:01 AM »
The Bicep Supination Machine (BSM) is stored at the Vatican Museums.

The BSM is housed behind 5 feet of bullet proof glass and censors to detect when someone gets within 6 feet of the BSM. During the day time, there are two armed guards with AK-47's. At night, the BSM gets transferred through a special portal in the floor, where it is housed within 10 feet of concrete and  a 3 ton vault door. Only 2 people have the code to open the vault.
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2020, 11:55:35 AM »
Legend has it that the pope is training his army of altar boys on said "machina Vaticana".
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2020, 11:59:29 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2020, 11:47:01 AM
The Bicep Supination Machine (BSM) is stored at the Vatican Museums.

The BSM is housed behind 5 feet of bullet proof glass and censors to detect when someone gets within 6 feet of the BSM. During the day time, there are two armed guards with AK-47's. At night, the BSM gets transferred through a special portal in the floor, where it is housed within 10 feet of concrete and  a 3 ton vault door. Only 2 people have the code to open the vault.

So I have an imitation?Fuck,I paid 500k.I thought it was an original.
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2020, 12:01:01 PM »
cruft   :P


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FitnessFrenzy

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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2020, 12:06:15 PM »
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2020, 12:07:26 PM »
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FitnessFrenzy

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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2020, 12:08:08 PM »
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2020, 12:09:31 PM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 18, 2020, 12:06:15 PM

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Can only be done with a a steam engine machine.


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SF1900

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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2020, 01:09:27 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on May 18, 2020, 11:59:29 AM
So I have an imitation?Fuck,I paid 500k.I thought it was an original.

Yes, that is an imitation. I am allowed free access to train on the BSM whenever I want.
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #59 on: May 18, 2020, 02:21:02 PM »
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2020, 12:54:00 AM »
Quote from: Henda on May 18, 2020, 09:58:56 AM
Haha look how far the bench can adjust out as if someone 20ft tall is going to wander into the gym and use it.

I was just wondering the same as I can't stop laughing
funniest thread on getbig since I don't know when
nearly as funny as the reddit with the kid who has like 4 bodybuilding posters above his bed and they are all looking down at the bed like "you gonna get RAPED" lololol
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2020, 01:23:33 AM »
After 20 minutes of dedicated googling

https://imgur.com/a/uZnfE
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Re: Biceps supinator
« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2020, 02:34:09 AM »
Quote from: Twaddle on May 18, 2020, 05:14:17 AM

Oh boy! Vince's patented anal spincher extender, he firmly believes it can never be too loose, no wonder he's white knighting Primemuscle.
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