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Loose skin
« on: May 27, 2020, 09:36:09 PM »
At one time when I began my fitness journey I weighed 379 lbs at a height of 5-10. I had very little lean body mass and I was addicted to pizza, ice cream and Hostess snack cakes. After I fell in the town square one day and it took 3 firemen and a construction worker to lift me back to my feet I knew I needed to take massive action. It started with walks around the block and elimination of the pizza, ice cream and Hostess snack cakes from my diet. After several months of walking and increasing the distance, I weighed 320 lbs. I then began walking with spurts of jogging thrown in. At this time I purchased two 5 lb dumbells and started a little routine in my bedroom. Then I was 299 lbs. I began going to a commercial gym where my personal trainer Ryan put me through the paces with the free weights and the machines and put me on the treadmill afterwards for 44 minutes. Ryan also wrote down a diet for me consisting of the proper macros and he forced me to purchase a food scale. Then I weighed 247 lbs. Ryan brought me to a powerlifting meet and I watched in awe as the contestants put up some pretty monstrous weights. I immediately jumped in to powerlifting training while I continued to walk the treadmill and diet. Fast forward six months and I weighed 192 lbs and was benching 250 and squatting 270 and deadlifting 305. I should mention at this time that I had very large swaths of loose skin that basically hung down to my knees and I had to begin stuffing into my pants. I finally reached my goal of lifting in the 148 lb class. My personal bench press record is 277 lbs. At a weight of 153 lbs. I decided to try MMA but the guy at the Brazilian Jiu jitsu place said no way until I get the loose skin removed because he doesn't want the guys grabbing the loose skin and tossing me around by the loose skin. I now have a girlfriend and I have yet to show her the loose skin as she may get freaked out by it. Anyone here know of a quick fix for loose skin? Maybe a cream or something? I can't afford the surgery.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2020, 09:57:26 PM »
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ........................ .......................F UCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2020, 09:59:44 PM »
Started off a good but then then Asking for a cream and hiding the skin from your gf...
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2020, 03:12:05 AM »
Pff, easy. Tell chicks you need it for when you get hard.

Pics of an upside down coffee cup perched on your gf's mons pubis else u b trollin.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2020, 03:18:31 AM »
Quote from: wes on May 27, 2020, 09:57:26 PM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ........................ .......................F UCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

LOL!
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2020, 04:40:01 AM »
Quote from: Manotaur on May 27, 2020, 09:36:09 PM
At one time when I began my fitness journey I weighed 379 lbs at a height of 5-10. I had very little lean body mass and I was addicted to pizza, ice cream and Hostess snack cakes. After I fell in the town square one day and it took 3 firemen and a construction worker to lift me back to my feet I knew I needed to take massive action. It started with walks around the block and elimination of the pizza, ice cream and Hostess snack cakes from my diet. After several months of walking and increasing the distance, I weighed 320 lbs. I then began walking with spurts of jogging thrown in. At this time I purchased two 5 lb dumbells and started a little routine in my bedroom. Then I was 299 lbs. I began going to a commercial gym where my personal trainer Ryan put me through the paces with the free weights and the machines and put me on the treadmill afterwards for 44 minutes. Ryan also wrote down a diet for me consisting of the proper macros and he forced me to purchase a food scale. Then I weighed 247 lbs. Ryan brought me to a powerlifting meet and I watched in awe as the contestants put up some pretty monstrous weights. I immediately jumped in to powerlifting training while I continued to walk the treadmill and diet. Fast forward six months and I weighed 192 lbs and was benching 250 and squatting 270 and deadlifting 305. I should mention at this time that I had very large swaths of loose skin that basically hung down to my knees and I had to begin stuffing into my pants. I finally reached my goal of lifting in the 148 lb class. My personal bench press record is 277 lbs. At a weight of 153 lbs. I decided to try MMA but the guy at the Brazilian Jiu jitsu place said no way until I get the loose skin removed because he doesn't want the guys grabbing the loose skin and tossing me around by the loose skin. I now have a girlfriend and I have yet to show her the loose skin as she may get freaked out by it. Anyone here know of a quick fix for loose skin? Maybe a cream or something? I can't afford the surgery.
A cremation oven will do the trick.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2020, 09:12:27 AM »
When you let yourself get so disgustingly fat, Even after loosing the weight you wholeheartedly deserve a lifelong punishment fir the error of your ways in the form of repulsive loose skin
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2020, 09:23:13 AM »
Quote from: wes on May 27, 2020, 09:57:26 PM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ........................ .......................F UCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Wes gotta be here to do the honors!!
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2020, 09:23:20 AM »
Halo/juruth esque
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2020, 09:24:00 AM »
Get back on the pizza and hostess diet. Will tighten that skin up no problem.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2020, 09:51:14 AM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on May 28, 2020, 09:24:00 AM
Get back on the pizza and hostess diet. Will tighten that skin up no problem.
And wash it down with Coke or beer.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2020, 01:47:46 PM »

Good news! After a bunch of research today I narrowed it down to this product "Eight Pack" and scored some off of Ebay. Maybe I'll be taking my shirt off in front of my girlfriend after all.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2020, 01:55:48 PM »
Who couldn't predict an eventual payoff the the setup....
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2020, 02:33:20 PM »
BS story. Your loose skin alone would weigh around 50lbs so there is no way you'd weigh 153lbs at 5ft10.

Also anyone that's weighed 350lbs plus will have strong ass legs to carry all that weight around. Your squat would be much higher just with minimal training.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2020, 02:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Manotaur on May 27, 2020, 09:36:09 PM


 After I fell in the town square one day and it took 3 firemen and a construction worker to lift me back to my feet ................




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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2020, 04:01:46 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on May 28, 2020, 09:23:20 AM
Halo/juruth esque

Fetch daddy his slippers...
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2020, 09:56:04 PM »
How did you wipe your ass? Or did you just say fuck it and walk around with an ass full of shit?
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2020, 10:03:15 PM »
Time wasonlycock aka 'wes' will find you a new boyfriend here manotaur
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2020, 10:19:25 PM »


Why U didn't try sumo !.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2020, 06:41:22 AM »
Quote from: Manotaur on May 28, 2020, 01:47:46 PM

Good news! After a bunch of research today I narrowed it down to this product "Eight Pack" and scored some off of Ebay. Maybe I'll be taking my shirt off in front of my girlfriend after all.

This is the most original gimmick of all time...
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2020, 07:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Teutonic Knight 1 on May 28, 2020, 10:19:25 PM

Why U didn't try sumo !.
I received some strange offers when I was at my heaviest. One guy offered me $500 to put on a cat suit and pig out on jelly donuts and Chinese food until the pants split in the back...you can guess what he proposed to do next! But I'll tell you that living the life of a bodybuilder/powerlifter is the best! (Now if I could only tighten up this goshdarn loose skin! LOL)
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2020, 12:43:19 PM »
All the stupid bulk up then go on a cut (there words LOL )has resulted in slobs adding 50 pounds of lard to their bodies......when they finally realize they look like horseshit they "CUT: back to 150 and all of their skin has lost elasticity especially in older men.

I always loved how the talked on cbb.com..............go on a clean bulk then go on a cut.........instead of saying I`m trying build size for the summer or my contest then I will fine tune it and hone in on contest day.

Just goes to show they are kids just like we were once,,,,,,if they came here we could hekp tham avoid the pitfalls we`ve suffered.
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2020, 08:45:04 AM »
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2020, 07:01:19 AM »
see anthony ditillo
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Re: Loose skin
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2020, 07:01:39 AM »
Quote from: Silky Smooth on June 20, 2020, 06:55:47 AM


Awesome transformation, but he should have gone for the muscular perma bulk look to avoid the soggy skin.
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