Your wife’s life alert bracelet direct dialed the local truck stop gloryhole
Carry on making yourself look like a total asshole.
Being a widower, I have tons of spare time. We can duel to the death, if you like. But for now, I am going to going catch my favorite gardening show.
I am sure in my absence you will be able to come up with more shit talk about me, my wife's illness and my family. Not that I really care.