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You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« on: July 07, 2020, 05:17:00 PM »
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2020, 05:22:09 PM »
i sorta look better so, nutting... maybe beat off while admiing muselves?
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2020, 05:26:04 PM »
plus that carolla virus thingy... half of that sweet mug is under cover...

Nasser... now that was a puller... like a tow truck... "beep beep"
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2020, 05:34:41 PM »
You should see my coronavirus girl hair right now.  It's longer than that.

So from someone with the genetic hair form to pull that off - I don't feel I can make it last longer than an hour.
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2020, 06:42:55 PM »
He would do alright I guess. But I think only in the 30+ crowd of women, maybe even only in the 35+ crowd. I think today women are alot less classy and respect a proper looking man alot less.

If you go to a bar for example most of the women are whores looking for just a hook up with some rough/stupid looking guy with tatoo sleeves(you know the Jersey shore type)on their arms and stupid shit like that. Just saying his british gentleman style would do much worse today.
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2020, 06:47:04 PM »
Girls these days want heroin and any sort of pill. The hot one pic dudes who can throw them a peice
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2020, 06:50:54 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on July 07, 2020, 06:42:55 PM
He would do alright I guess. But I think only in the 30+ crowd of women, maybe even only in the 35+ crowd. I think today women are alot less classy and respect a proper looking man alot less.

If you go to a bar for example most of the women are whores looking for just a hook up with some rough/stupid looking guy with tatoo sleeves(you know the Jersey shore type)on their arms and stupid shit like that. Just saying his british gentleman style would do much worse today.
Yep, the wbores like the tatoos. At least for now.
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2020, 06:51:28 PM »
I would just introduce myself to people as James Bond and proceed to tell them that stephanie zimbalist was a cunt




mind you- I don't know if that's true (she may be litigious) but I figure that she was a esoteric enough of reference that it would make it "charming"
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2020, 06:56:51 PM »
related pro tip and this is a great one- if you're willing to dedicate to a "semi long con" I can tell you at an amazing cheat code is faking a british-like accent

it's a lie and you'll have to create a back story and stick with it but it's a "God mode" that can make a ugly man much more handsomer
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2020, 10:08:34 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 07, 2020, 06:56:51 PM
related pro tip and this is a great one- if you're willing to dedicate to a "semi long con" I can tell you at an amazing cheat code is faking a british-like accent

it's a lie and you'll have to create a back story and stick with it but it's a "God mode" that can make a ugly man much more handsomer

It's a good idea fake accent for picking up.... But would be difficult to pull off without heaps of practise.

I would have a lot of trouble holding a different accent as I got drunk.
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2020, 12:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 07, 2020, 05:17:00 PM
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First thing i do is to create a Getbig-account called "Taffin" (which he has already done).
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2020, 12:04:13 AM »
Quote from: 622AndCounting on July 07, 2020, 05:26:04 PM
plus that carolla virus thingy... half of that sweet mug is under cover...

Nasser... now that was a puller... like a tow truck... "beep beep"

Yeah, what about that Adam Carolla thingy?
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2020, 02:17:27 AM »
Quote from: Matt on July 07, 2020, 05:34:41 PM
You should see my coronavirus girl hair right now.  It's longer than that.

So from someone with the genetic hair form to pull that off - I don't feel I can make it last longer than an hour.

Now we need to see a pic of this hair, Matt
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622AndCounting

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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2020, 11:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 08, 2020, 12:04:13 AM
Yeah, what about that Adam Carolla thingy?

are there "things" Kwon? you don't like The Ace Man?  :D
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2020, 11:46:00 PM »
I imagine the average getbigger looks 10 times better. I'm not your average getbbiger, so I'm figuring at least 25x better looking, so I guess I'd lock myself up at home and stuff my face full of carbs to get my insulin optimized so that once the 24 hours are up, I can go back to the gym to train my biceps on Basil's supinator machine. MASSIVE GAINS BROS!
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2020, 11:58:09 PM »
Quote from: avxo on July 08, 2020, 11:46:00 PM
I imagine the average getbigger looks 10 times better. I'm not your average getbbiger, so I'm figuring at least 25x better looking, so I guess I'd lock myself up at home and stuff my face full of carbs to get my insulin optimized so that once the 24 hours are up, I can go back to the gym to train my biceps on Basil's supinator machine. MASSIVE GAINS BROS!

i was taking a bath on my private jet earlier.. thinking the same thing.

godspeed.
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2020, 01:04:09 AM »
Quote from: 622AndCounting on July 08, 2020, 11:33:17 PM
are there "things" Kwon? you don't like The Ace Man?  :D

Adam Carrolla is King
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2020, 01:08:06 AM »
pirate ship..
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Re: You look like this for 24 hours only, how do you spend the time?
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2020, 01:12:00 AM »
I'd spend 10 hours of those 24 on Henda's Hairy Chest
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