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The Scott

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2020, 07:45:43 PM »
She probably died of shame.
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Marty Champions

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2020, 07:50:30 PM »
Too much heme iron? How do she drop dead ?
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2020, 07:53:14 PM »
Used to jerk off to her feverishly whilst watching "Mischief". 
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2020, 10:56:56 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on July 22, 2020, 07:53:14 PM
Used to jerk off to her feverishly whilst watching "Mischief".
just imagine the scent of her balloon knot while filming mischief something of berries and roses with a splash of lavender.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2020, 12:11:33 AM »
Quote from: loco on July 13, 2020, 03:06:42 PM


Very smoking hot woman at her best! I remember seeing this as a kid, oh man....

RIP Kelly Preston
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2020, 04:01:41 AM »
Quote from: tacobender on July 22, 2020, 10:56:56 PM
just imagine the scent of her balloon knot while filming mischief something of berries and roses with a splash of lavender.
Travolta preferred the balloon knot of his male "assistant."
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2020, 06:01:41 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2020, 04:01:41 AM
Travolta preferred the balloon knot of his male "assistant."

But he did give it to his wife every now and then though?

If not, why did Kelly stay?
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2020, 06:30:28 AM »
I know a guy who knows a guy. Live out your boyhood fantasy. $500 for an hour.
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The Scott

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2020, 06:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 23, 2020, 06:01:41 AM
But he did give it to his wife every now and then though?

If not, why did Kelly stay?

They have children together and the money and fame are just a few reasons to remain together.  It's Hollyweird, the place where when you strip away the tinsel you get to the real tinsel underneath.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2020, 06:37:51 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 23, 2020, 06:35:18 AM
They have children together and the money and fame are just a few reasons to remain together.  It's Hollyweird, the place where when you strip away the tinsel you get to the real tinsel underneath.

they are also both very heavy in scientology.  Ever notice how the scientology couples in hollywood never divorce no matter how fucked up their relationship is?  Look at Will Smith and his dyke wife.
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The Scott

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2020, 07:02:34 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2020, 06:37:51 AM
they are also both very heavy in scientology.  Ever notice how the scientology couples in hollywood never divorce no matter how fucked up their relationship is?  Look at Will Smith and his dyke wife.

You sir, are correct!  Well stated and I admit that I neglected that important factor of their relationship.   ;D
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2020, 08:50:40 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 23, 2020, 06:01:41 AM
But he did give it to his wife every now and then though?

If not, why did Kelly stay?
I'm sure he did both.  Maybe they had an open relationship.  If so, who was Kelly being being plowed by?  I would have volunteered my services.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2020, 10:01:24 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2020, 06:37:51 AM
they are also both very heavy in scientology.  Ever notice how the scientology couples in hollywood never divorce no matter how fucked up their relationship is?  Look at Will Smith and his dyke wife.

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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2020, 10:25:30 AM »
Scientologists actually have higher divorce rates than the general population.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2020, 11:22:28 AM »
If Leah Remini wasn't a celeb, she'd probably got offed after her interviews about scientology.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2020, 01:28:18 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on July 23, 2020, 06:35:18 AM
They have children together and the money and fame are just a few reasons to remain together.  It's Hollyweird, the place where when you strip away the tinsel you get to the real tinsel underneath.

You don't need  a Hollywood millionaire marriage to find a couple that  just stopped having sex long ago (or at least with each other ) …..   




WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Scott

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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2020, 03:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on July 23, 2020, 01:28:18 PM
You don't need  a Hollywood millionaire marriage to find a couple that  just stopped having sex long ago (or at least with each other ) …..   




WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You are right on the money, my young friend.  In a related aside, I tend to think that a major contributor to divorce is the loss of intimacy between husband and wife no matter whose fault it is.  But one of my brothers has worked in and around Hollyweird for decades and he can attest to the weirdness of a great many of those people.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2020, 06:52:43 PM »
That chick was nuclear pretty.

The other day I watched Broken Arrow. Love the part where Travoltard smashes the whining chump across his throat with a baton, and then he says, “Hush! Hush!”

Classic cinema.

The broad in that flick is really cute, too.
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Re: Kelly Preston has died. R.I.P.
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2020, 03:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 23, 2020, 11:22:28 AM
If Leah Remini wasn't a celeb, she'd probably got offed after her interviews about scientology.
When has someone criticizing Scientology been offed?
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