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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2020, 01:32:29 PM »
Heard he suffered a back injury while lifting a micropenis.
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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2020, 01:59:01 PM »
Wow can’t wait to start his workout regime

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2020, 02:03:20 PM »
By doing nothing?

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2020, 02:06:27 PM »
Heard he suffered a back injury while lifting a micropenis.

Oh shit, shots fired!  ;D

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2020, 03:40:47 PM »
Typical gossip rage cookie-cutter program for the plebs. If someone wants to transform his physique he should go to the real professionals:

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2020, 03:50:09 PM »

"We are not one of those typical weight-loss factories. Reaching an optimum physique is an aesthetic balance of muscle and tone. Whether you need to lose or gain weight is pointless since it is not a proper criteria for an aesthetic physique. Simply put, we mold people into want they want to look like, not what they should weigh. Since 2001 we've accomplished this task by combining time-honored training programs with modern day innovation. Our nutritional line consists of IOC-approved supplements and vitamins that are safe and effective to use. Whether you're an athlete wanting to excel in your chosen sport or profession or someone who just wants to get back in shape, we are the proven choice in body-shaping fitness. You'll never have to worry about taking dangerous products or anything that could cause you to test positive in an athletic event. When it comes to getting the job done, you can count on us to lead by action rather than words."


........fuck outta here with "proper criteria for an aesthetic physique"

....it's like- just talk to 20 girls.........out of those 20 at the VERY LEAST one will give you her number.....

I could easily put all these grifters out of business

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2020, 05:46:07 PM »
He's actually in very good shape. I assume a lot of distance running with minimal lifting.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2020, 07:33:57 PM »
These pussy always has his shirt off... Who told him he had anything but a pencil neck bitch physique?

He sings like a bitch.

How to look like him.... Have naturally bad genetics, don't work out, the end.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2020, 07:34:42 PM »
What a badass with those tats though  ;D

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2020, 08:01:16 PM »
I'm not a fan of this guy.  Everything about him screams douchebag.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2020, 08:04:27 PM »
I'm not a fan of this guy.  Everything about him screams douchebag.

yes

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2020, 08:12:27 PM »
I had no clue who this person is.  So...I looked it up.  Moron 5...Fuck That Noise.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2020, 10:07:19 PM »
I'm not a fan of this guy.  Everything about him screams douchebag.
I bet his net worth makes you especially angry.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2020, 10:11:58 PM »
Mark McGrath 2.0.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2020, 11:38:51 PM »
I bet his net worth makes you especially angry.

Actually no, I think he's a talented musician.  Not my cup of tea but I think he's deserving of the money he's made.

He just seems like a dickweed.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2020, 12:31:28 AM »
Classic pussy pulling physique
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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2020, 12:43:17 AM »
Cocain and cigarettes?

LMAO! That simple comment really nailed it.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2020, 01:42:44 AM »
HIV is the key.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2020, 02:24:51 AM »
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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2020, 02:30:55 AM »
I'm not a fan of this guy.  Everything about him screams douchebag.

Yep epic douche bag.

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2020, 02:47:33 AM »
built by falcon's 1000 calorie a day 5 chicken breasts n stimulants protocol

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Re: How to build a body like Adam levine
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2020, 03:01:35 AM »
;D

He is still alive and well at 131 years old! :D
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