Here's my contribution to your entertainment for today.
When I left the gym, I somehow found myself stuck in the middle of today's pro Trump vehicle rally in Oregon City. I must say the number of cars in the caravan was impressive. I turned left off Beavercreek Rd. in Oregon City on to the expressway and found myself surrounded by pick up trucks, motor homes and a variety of other vehicles all waving flags decorated with sayings such as Trump is my savior and the American flag with a comic superhero Trump super imposed. What's with the blue and black stars and stripes?
Most of the pickup trucks had several folks riding in the cargo bed, standing among anywhere from four to six banners or flags (which by the way is illegal to do). A good number of the vehicles had the license plate numbers hidden under blue or black tape. What's with that?
The expressway is only two lanes wide in each direction. Apparently, some of the folks in the rally didn't like being cut off by the light at the intersection so once through it, they dove down the shoulder of the road to catch up. No wonder we were all going less then 10 miles an hour. BTW, there was not a cop or state police person in site. Driving on the shoulder is against the law. I was immediately behind a Toyota SUV with flags hanging out of every window and a less than attractive woman who must have been standing on the back seat because everything above her waist was poking out through the sunroof waving the banner that claimed Trump was her savior.
My capture lasted all of maybe a half hour. Once I reached I-205, I took the ramp that was going in the opposite direction from the one the rally was going, even though it was not the one I would have taken to get home. Surreal! Well one thing is for sure, I alleviated some of the boredom I've been feeling lately.
So okay all you noodle heads. That's my post for today. Fodder for you to have another field day with my contribution to Getbig. Surely, some of you will tell me they wish I would just die or if I died, they'd even pay for my funeral. Sadly, some of you won't be able to come up with anything better than to call me a pervert or make some idiot glory hole reference. Pathetic.
Have fun you people with shit for brains.

"Soggy"