You have to wonder when this little corner of the internet will be sanitized, banned or otherwise put out of its misery.
Some of the animosity displayed here is clearly genuine. The Italians have a saying that roughly translates to "you only pull the hair of the girls you want to fuck" - while a lot of this is just banter, there's clearly a bit of jealousy at play in the more acerbic comments.
Coach - did the T-Shirt company pay for this or the training? Not really interested - just want to wind up the haters so I have something interesting to read tomorrow.