Do Getbiggers consider themselves 'edgy'?

[Tapeworm]

So, what was end result, and what effect does it have now?

Frankly, I'm back at square one. Decent but nothing that reports of which are going to elicit gasps around the sewing circle.

And no, I didn't think about baseball. I was right in the moment. Would like to cultivate that mindset so it's available at will anytime.

Srsly, women are faced with a parade of useless peckers through their lives. Fuck her well and you will own her soul.

[Tapeworm]

Thanks for listening about my penis, you guise.

[Irongrip400]

Brush your teeth before you speak to me.

Yeah no lie, I caught that wiff of balls myself.

[johnnynoname]

Frankly, I'm back at square one. Decent but nothing that reports of which are going to elicit gasps around the sewing circle.

And no, I didn't think about baseball. I was right in the moment. Would like to cultivate that mindset so it's available at will anytime.

Srsly, women are faced with a parade of useless peckers through their lives. Fuck her well and you will own her soul.

this is actually very pleasant to hear...good on you

not to make this about me but If I ever start having sex again I know I'm gonna just do that thing where if I cum too soon I'll just shrug it off and be like "well- I'm done"....

[Tapeworm]

this is actually very pleasant to hear...good on you

not to make this about me but If I ever start having sex again I know I'm gonna just do that thing where if I cum too soon I'll just shrug it off and be like "well- I'm done"....

Just let her know that you intend to treat her like a training apparatus. She's going to find that unromantic. When you back off the pace to avoid an emergency situation at just the wrong time for her, she'll find that unromantic. But when her gasms are arriving before the last one has finished, theres no end in sight, and you are responsible for that, all will be forgiven.

[Jizmonkey]

Just let her know that you intend to treat her like a training apparatus. She's going to find that unromantic. When you back off the pace to avoid an emergency situation at just the wrong time for her, she'll find that unromantic. But when her gasms are arriving before the last one has finished, theres no end in sight, and you are responsible for that, all will be forgiven.

So you are saying to be unromantic and give her overlapping orgasms?

I guess that could be considered edgy.

[Grape Ape]

So you are saying to be unromantic and give her overlapping orgasms?

I guess that could be considered edgy.

Tape - if you're going to continue this conversation, doing so with a poster named "jizzmonkey" seems entirely appropriate.

I'm out of this one.

[Jizmonkey]

Tape - if you're going to continue this conversation, doing so with a poster named "jizzmonkey" seems entirely appropriate.

I'm out of this one.

Bad memories?

[Grape Ape]

Bad memories?

I'm just deferring to someone whose screen name may indicate a greater expertise.

[Jizmonkey]

I'm just deferring to someone whose screen name may indicate a greater expertise.

Are we talking about orgasms or something else?

[robcguns]

Tape - if you're going to continue this conversation, doing so with a poster named "jizzmonkey" seems entirely appropriate.

I'm out of this one.

Hahahaha

[Tapeworm]

Lol. You know you should give this a shot. Solving 'fuller I am, faster I shoot' is where it's at.

Honestly I started this because I'm 47 and am slowing down. I'm now good for 48 hours. Feeling flat for 24 hours. I can perform but I just don't give a shit. That's unacceptable. Tennessee Williams said the opposite of death is desire.

You want rewards? I'm not great looking, bit of a manlet at 5'10", not swinging a monster, low prestige job, and not rich, but Im firing on all cylinders at any given moment and will fuck your brains out if I take a mind to. Satisfaction guaranteed.
The only thing missing is a red S and a fucking cape. It's a great feeling.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Yeah no lie, I caught that wiff of balls myself.

That was probably my chin

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Just let her know that you intend to treat her like a training apparatus. She's going to find that unromantic. When you back off the pace to avoid an emergency situation at just the wrong time for her, she'll find that unromantic. But when her gasms are arriving before the last one has finished, theres no end in sight, and you are responsible for that, all will be forgiven.

There are a few ways to become a master swordsmith

16-23 - Jerk off 3 times before you go on a date
24-29 - Jerk off 1 time before you go on a date
30-40 - Alcohol
40-50 - The correct combination of viagra and alcohol
50+ - Don't worry about it - you wont pop for hours, possibly longer if your partner is the same age/condition. Keep count, don't spoil her. Fake it if you feel a hernia/heart attack coming on.
45+ -

[Tapeworm]

Bah. "Masturbate prior to sex" is the worst advice ever. Blunting desire is no solution. If you can handle drop sets and forced reps you can certainly control yourself through some dick tickling.

You know, if we didn't live in a society that's both sex obsessed while being simultaneously sexually underdeveloped, endeavoring to be a good lover wouldn't be edgy or cringey. How you gonna put all that work into a body that looks good naked and then do nothing to improve your lovemaking?

"Gayer than pleasing a woman." Well no wonder they're in a bad mood. Im not saying don't nut for 2 months but make an effort. Reports indicate that most men are just hopeless in the sack, yet every guy will claim to be a natural born sex god. Incompetent and complacent is not good. Endeavour to improve yourself.

/Dr. Ruth