To be fair, it would suck being recognized everywhere you go. Any conversation you genuinely have to extract yourself from results in "Tom Hanks is an asshole irl!" The dude has shit to do like anyone else, but you're never allowed to have to get going.
Of course they only stay in their suite at the Beverly Palms. Imagine if Tom Hanks went to the grocery store without a security guy to play the heavy, and he didn't want to offend anyone. People would get the word and be driving in from other towns and then call all their friends too. Headlines would air before he got back home. "Oh, I just felt like some beef jerky, you know." TOM HANKS BEEF JERKY SUPERSTAR DIET!!! TOM HANKS TAKES AGGRESSIVE STAND AGAINST VEGANS!!
It would take him 30 hours to get back to his car. He may never get back to the car. And the mouthbreathers who don't want to move off his front bumper that he waves and smiles at while inching away would still say he's a prick. "He looked at my nephew funny!"
Yeah, Ellen's an ugly dyke but I take these Famous Person Mean stories with a grain of salt.
Except Hillary. Claims she's an absolute kunt I find totally credible.