Recommendations to fix funks hair

[pellius]

i think escrima is a Mexican soy latte boy

 dont mess with pellius escrima

he karate kicks bums just for fun

LMAO! Perfect description!

[Kwon]

I thought Escrima was a Flip that's 170 cm at most?

Thinking he is hot shit challenging people from his armchair not moving an inch, even if Taffin offers to pay for his trip to Hawaii?

[pellius]

I thought Escrima was a Flip that's 170 cm at most?

Thinking he is hot shit challenging people from his armchair not moving an inch, even if Taffin offers to pay for his trip to Hawaii?

He's a 5'4" 125 lb Pinoy who practices stick fighting katas in front of the mirror fantasizing about "fucking me up".

come to new york punk

gonna fuck you up asshole

[escrima]

i think escrima is a mexican soy latte boy

 dont mess with pellius escrima

he karate kicks bums just for fun

Exactly what i wrote on my posts
you can´t fight a real man can you Pellius? just Hobo bums
epic is back= Pellius gimmick

[escrima]

Pellius started out as a gimmick so he already was a mockery when he joined and first posted.

first time i agree with you

[epic is back]

Exactly what i wrote on my posts
you can´t fight a real man can you Pellius? just Hobo bums
epic is back= Pellius gimmick

Damn Mexicans are stupid

I’m. A real person

If you could read you could easily figure out who I am

[escrima]

Damn Mexicans are stupid

I’m. A real person

If you could read you could easily figure out who I am

I do not really care
asshole is still asshole

[epic is back]

Oh we know you don’t care

You fled your country like a weasel in the night

Your country doesn’t give welfare to the weak

You came here to be a burrito eating Pussy

A nameless faceless no one

[escrima]

Oh we know you don’t care

You fled your country like a weasel in the night

Your country doesn’t give welfare to the weak

You came here to be a burrito eating Pussy

A nameless faceless no one

I laugh at your weak words
your hatred & scorn

[oldtimer1]

How the fuck did this go seven pages? 

[Primemuscle]

^ Exactly ^

[Flexacon]

How the fuck did this go seven pages?

Everyone is bored of discussing China/corona, protests/BLM and Trump/Biden.

I said it months ago we're just waiting a Islamic terror attack and we'll have gone full circle.

[King Shizzo]

How the fuck did this go seven pages?

You guys laugh. I can't even get that these days.

[pellius]

Exactly what i wrote on my posts
you can´t fight a real man can you Pellius? just Hobo bums
epic is back= Pellius gimmick

I'll fight you in a nano second. You challenged me. You said that you will fuck me up. Now stand by your word. I'm waiting.

Fact is, nobody here would doubt for a second that I would accept your challenge. Everybody here believes that you would back down if I stood face to face with you. Your a congenital coward. You are even afraid to show your face and post a picture.

[pellius]

Exactly what i wrote on my posts
you can´t fight a real man can you Pellius? just Hobo bums
epic is back= Pellius gimmick

What a moron you are. Every claim you make is provably wrong. Unlike you, Epic has posted many pictures of himself here. Some of him on stage. My pictures are here as well. None of you. I can only guess it's because you are a skinny/fat midget that would be laughed off this board.

Now you try to prove that your other gimmick isn't Roast Beef Pecs, who coincidently is the only person, the only one, that backs you on this board. The rest of us think you're just a cowardly little clown.

[epic is back]

Don’t stress escrima

Lol

3 rd world country welfare case


Just think why he is here pellius

Take one guess

Your offering to fight a little fag ?

[Kwon]

I stopped watching porn in March of or May of 1985.  I can't remember which month, but I was never a big porn viewer anyway.

That being said, I urge EVERYONE to watch this porn movie:

Reel People, from 1984.  Sometimes it's listed as 1984.

Go to the third scene with "Chuck".

I believe this man knew Primemuscle.  If you listen to what city he is from, you will understand why I think this.

[epic is back]

I do not really care
asshole is still asshole

immigrant is still on welfare,

and welfare is still weak

[epic is back]

I stopped watching porn in March of or May of 1985.  I can't remember which month, but I was never a big porn viewer anyway.

That being said, I urge EVERYONE to watch this porn movie:

Reel People, from 1984.  Sometimes it's listed as 1984.

Go to the third scene with "Chuck".

I believe this man knew Primemuscle.  If you listen to what city he is from, you will understand why I think this.

this shit makes me laugh

its right up there with sons and daughters......

[Kwon]

this shit makes me laugh

its right up there with sons and daughters......

True, lol

It's EPIC!

[epic is back]

kwon if you dont mind ill be using that as all my responses for about a month?

or should i ask Matt the candian weirdo?

[escrima]

I'll fight you in a nano second. You challenged me. You said that you will fuck me up. Now stand by your word. I'm waiting.

Fact is, nobody here would doubt for a second that I would accept your challenge. Everybody here believes that you would back down if I stood face to face with you. Your a congenital coward. You are even afraid to show your face and post a picture.

New York City big ears

[oldtimer1]

    Back to Funk's hair. Taper the back in military fashion. Use a one spacer for the back and half of the sides. Use a two spacer for the top half of the sides. The top should be a three or a four.  Leave the top front three or four inches alone from the clippers. Use the scissors to even it out but leave it longish. Use Layrite pomade or something like Johnny Slick pomade. Use it to make a little flip in the front and to make the hair have a slight wet look sheen. I forgot to mention if the hair is too kinky then he will need to use a keratin treatment prior to straighten the hair. One can only pull off this kind of hair cut if you're lean and in shape like Beckham. Chubby doesn't work with a semi military short hair cut. Since I have no clue what funk looks like I reserve an audible to change how I would cut it. I would really have to see the hair live in front of me.  Layers might work better.


    Sorry, since this covid started and all the barbers shut down I've been cutting my own hair.  I discovered something. I can cut my own hair better than most barbers. I don't have any training. I just used trial and error. I cut it every three weeks. Sorry to fag the thread up.  Going to a Kwon thread to look at fine thick ass hoes. No homo.

   Really 7 pages of on this thread?   

[epic is back]

Good post old one

I get my hair cut every 2.5 weeks myself

Hitler youth style / otherwise known as 2001-2005 cutler cut

[funk51]

    Back to Funk's hair. Taper the back in military fashion. Use a one spacer for the back and half of the sides. Use a two spacer for the top half of the sides. The top should be a three or a four.  Leave the top front three or four inches alone from the clippers. Use the scissors to even it out but leave it longish. Use Layrite pomade or something like Johnny Slick pomade. Use it to make a little flip in the front and to make the hair have a slight wet look sheen. I forgot to mention if the hair is too kinky then he will need to use a keratin treatment prior to straighten the hair. One can only pull off this kind of hair cut if you're lean and in shape like Beckham. Chubby doesn't work with a semi military short hair cut. Since I have no clue what funk looks like I reserve an audible to change how I would cut it. I would really have to see the hair live in front of me.  Layers might work better.


    Sorry, since this covid started and all the barbers shut down I've been cutting my own hair.  I discovered something. I can cut my own hair better than most barbers. I don't have any training. I just used trial and error. I cut it every three weeks. Sorry to fag the thread up.  Going to a Kwon thread to look at fine thick ass hoes. No homo.

   Really 7 pages of on this thread?   

                         

      i'm thinking of going with the flock of seagulls look, either that or the moe.