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Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« on: August 25, 2020, 03:43:07 AM »

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2020, 03:58:32 AM »


Caligula looked more normal than i expected.



Augustus = Putins forefather? :D




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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2020, 04:07:34 AM »
Caligula looked more normal than i expected.



Augustus = Putins forefather? :D




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you saw the word Facial
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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2020, 04:08:12 AM »
Very realistic

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2020, 04:11:51 AM »
Caligula looked more normal than i expected.



Augustus = Putins forefather? :D



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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2020, 05:10:05 AM »
Tiberius looks like Apples CEO

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2020, 05:19:55 AM »
Vespasian looks like Robin Williams.

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2020, 05:20:48 AM »
Missing the great one Julius Cesar.



On the way across the Aegean Sea, Caesar was kidnapped by pirates and held prisoner.  He maintained an attitude of superiority throughout his captivity. The pirates demanded a ransom of 20 talents of silver, but he insisted that they ask for 50. After the ransom was paid, Caesar raised a fleet, pursued and captured the pirates, and imprisoned them. He had them crucified on his own authority, as he had promised while in captivity—a promise that the pirates had taken as a joke. As a sign of leniency, he first had their throats cut.

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2020, 06:14:13 AM »
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Julius Caesar



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Nero



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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2020, 06:15:52 AM »
Missing the great one Julius Cesar.




Reminds me of a mix of Putin and Swedens own and beloved Bengt Fahlström!






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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2020, 06:21:40 AM »
Nero doesn't disappoint.... He looks batshit crazy lol...

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2020, 06:22:26 AM »
Nero





Nero, the original neckbeard??!?!?! :D
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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2020, 06:28:07 AM »
Emperor True Adonis 27BC-14AD

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2020, 06:37:05 AM »
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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2020, 08:31:26 PM »

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2020, 09:48:26 PM »
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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2020, 10:15:34 PM »
Octavian/Agustus was supposedly a total milquetoast and was prone to frequent illness, particularly before a battle. Agrippa's victories placed the yellow bastard on the throne.

Claudius has some sort of palsy, stuttered, and even had a drooling problem. Zero luck with the ladies. He was a 1. Everyone thought he was a tard, so the previous two bloodthirsty lunatics didn't bother offing him, and the Praetorian Guard declared him emperor after eliminating Caligula.

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2020, 10:59:06 PM »
Didn't Caligula smell women's vaginas, or do I have that one backwards?

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2020, 12:24:51 AM »
Didn't Caligula smell women's vaginas, or do I have that one backwards?

He was a fan of his 3 sisters vaginas, one named Drusilla in particular.

I think it was Tiberius who was even more infamous for his anything goes appetites.

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2020, 02:58:06 AM »
beards came in style around 117 it seems.

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2020, 04:11:05 AM »

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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2020, 04:12:40 AM »
Thought Commodus(young Charles Dance) looked better with the beard.



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Re: Facial Reconstructions of Roman Emperors
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2020, 04:26:45 AM »


Lots of those claims are iffy, and the narrator, who sounds like a damn bricklayer, is presenting them as undisputed.

He did horrid shit to the Christians tho.  They were an easy scapegoat at the time and it was useful to have someone to blame. Apparently he's the source of the Christian devil's number 666, since the letters of his name in Jewish numerology somehow comes out as that.