Author Topic: A warning for SF1900 (Read 2204 times)

FitnessFrenzy · « **on:** August 30, 2020, 03:31:23 AM »

Goodrum is not a gentle lover. Be careful for what you wish for, buddy!

Henda · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2020, 04:40:47 AM »

Absolutely fucking disgusting story, almost aidsbombz levels of repugnance Reached by vince here

Svengoolie · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2020, 05:05:04 AM »

lol "kielbasa"

Kwon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2020, 05:38:03 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 30, 2020, 03:31:23 AM

Goodrum is not a gentle lover. Be careful for what you wish for, buddy!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The classic Goodrum Homowrecker-story!

2016, the days of Peace

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:25:31 AM »

I like how Goodrum had to justify to us, in the story, why he shot his load on the homewrecker's mouth: "He wanted it..."

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:50:01 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 30, 2020, 06:25:31 AM

I like how Goodrum had to justify to us, in the story, why he shot his load on the homewrecker's mouth: "He wanted it..."

LOL like a homerwrecking justification was needed...

It's like he was trying to make the deed more legitimate to us by mentioning that it was HE who wanted it, not himself. He would NEVER stoop so low otherwise!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:54:59 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2020, 06:50:01 AM

LOL like a homerwrecking justification was needed...

It's like he was trying to make the deed more legitimate to us by mentioning that it was HE who wanted it, not himself. He would NEVER stoop so low otherwise!

Some years ago, johnnynoname made a thread where he accused Goodrum of being asexual, and not interested in sex. That is clearly not the case.

Kwon · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2020, 06:56:45 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 30, 2020, 06:54:59 AM

Some years ago, johnnynoname made a thread where he accused Goodrum of being asexual, and not interested in sex. That is clearly not the case.

I think Goodrum is Omnisexual, he'll fuck pretty much everything.

He doesn't have a "type".

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:00:13 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2020, 06:56:45 AM

I think Goodrum is Omnisexual, he'll fuck pretty much everything.

He doesn't have a "type".

Yes! SF1900 had been flirting with Goodrum for years and then Goodrum finally got tired of it and wrote to him: "Do you have a pretty mouth and a clean ass"?

(the quote is saved in the "best of getbig" thread)
SF1900 backed down and said: "oh no, I just wanted to be friends".

If you flirt with Melvin Goodrum you have to be prepared to go all the way. Otherwise it will end badly.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:16:33 AM »

You guys fuck around with Vince, but that man will fuck your whole world up.

It's all laughs and giggles until one of you wakes up face down on a bed, with what would feel like shotgun blasts to your anus as Vince plows away at you. What you'll then perceive as tears running down your face would instead be beads of sweat that pour over your head as he perspirates over you with each thrust.

That man is a wrecking machine.

"1"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:20:41 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2020, 07:16:33 AM

You guys fuck around with Vince, but that man will fuck your whole world up.

It's all laughs and giggles until one of you wakes up face down on a bed, with what would feel like shotgun blasts to your anus as Vince plows away at you. What you'll then perceive as tears running down your face would instead be beads of sweat that pour over your head as he perspirates over you with each thrust.

That man is a wrecking machine.

"1"

We know he fucked the homewrecker's ass for "a good 30 minutes". That would certainly be quite a punishment for most Getbiggers!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:26:56 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2020, 07:16:33 AM

You guys fuck around with Vince, but that man will fuck your whole world up.

It's all laughs and giggles until one of you wakes up face down on a bed, with what would feel like shotgun blasts to your anus as Vince plows away at you. What you'll then perceive as tears running down your face would instead be beads of sweat that pour over your head as he perspirates over you with each thrust.

That man is a wrecking machine.

"1"

Rascal full · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:33:10 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2020, 07:16:33 AM

You guys fuck around with Vince, but that man will fuck your whole world up.

It's all laughs and giggles until one of you wakes up face down on a bed, with what would feel like shotgun blasts to your anus as Vince plows away at you. What you'll then perceive as tears running down your face would instead be beads of sweat that pour over your head as he perspirates over you with each thrust.

That man is a wrecking machine.

"1"

This one post is worse than an entire Stephen King novel.

Kwon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:35:06 AM »

Quote from: Rascal full on August 30, 2020, 07:33:10 AM

This one post is worse than an entire Stephen King novel.

Reminds me of "Misery" by Stephen King..

King Shizzo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:37:24 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2020, 07:35:06 AM

Reminds me of "Misery" by Stephen King..

I think the movies Thinner and Pet Cemetery where the best screen adaptations.

Most Stephen King movies aren't that good.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:42:22 AM »

Shotgun blasts to the anus!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2020, 07:59:37 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 30, 2020, 07:42:22 AM

Shotgun blasts to the anus!

I'm suddenly in the mood for some chocolate covered almonds.

Teutonic Knight 1 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2020, 02:07:29 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on August 30, 2020, 07:42:22 AM

Shotgun blasts to the anus!

G.Vince is dating Somalian Si-Fi ,

robcguns · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2020, 02:47:13 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on August 30, 2020, 07:16:33 AM

You guys fuck around with Vince, but that man will fuck your whole world up.

It's all laughs and giggles until one of you wakes up face down on a bed, with what would feel like shotgun blasts to your anus as Vince plows away at you. What you'll then perceive as tears running down your face would instead be beads of sweat that pour over your head as he perspirates over you with each thrust.

That man is a wrecking machine.

"1"

Good Jesus, that’s what nightmares are made of.

Methyl m1ke · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2020, 02:56:28 PM »

Im just going to voice how uncomfortable reading this thread makes me. How much of this forum really enjoys reading about crap like this?

King Shizzo · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2020, 02:58:08 PM »

Quote from: Methyl m1ke on August 30, 2020, 02:56:28 PM

Im just going to voice how uncomfortable reading this thread makes me. How much of this forum really enjoys reading about crap like this?

I'm guessing you don't know the secret handshake.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2020, 04:15:24 AM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on August 30, 2020, 02:58:08 PM

I'm guessing you don't know the secret handshake.

Royalty · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2020, 04:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Methyl m1ke on August 30, 2020, 02:56:28 PM

Im just going to voice how uncomfortable reading this thread makes me. How much of this forum really enjoys reading about crap like this?

Stop lying

You are as comfortable as a guy on vacation, wearing an old pair of shoes, resting on his favorite couch

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2020, 04:59:50 AM »

Quote from: Methyl m1ke on August 30, 2020, 02:56:28 PM

I'm just going to voice how uncomfortable reading this thread makes me. How much of this forum really enjoys reading about crap like this?

Homewrecker identified.

Reported to moderator.

Kwon · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2020, 05:00:44 AM »

Quote from: Methyl m1ke on August 30, 2020, 02:56:28 PM

Im just going to voice how uncomfortable reading this thread makes me. How much of this forum really enjoys reading about crap like this?

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