Author Topic: Best wrestling promo ever (Read 3359 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** September 05, 2020, 02:05:58 AM »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pTpWJ7JCo

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2020, 04:27:19 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on September 05, 2020, 02:05:58 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pTpWJ7JCo

Not even close...this is the best by far

Rambone · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2020, 04:46:20 AM »

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2020, 04:49:31 AM »

"Hard times" by Dusty Rhodes.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2020, 06:09:11 AM »

Pure Faggotry here. Robert Gibson has that Chihuahua dog eyes look going on there.

funk51 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2020, 06:18:08 AM »

funk51 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2020, 06:19:52 AM »

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2020, 08:05:39 AM »

Any interview that involves Ric Flair undressing in the ring or dropping elbows onto the canvas for no reason!

Griffith · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2020, 08:59:44 AM »

Ric Flair was one of the best.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2020, 10:37:39 AM »

Quote from: funk51 on September 05, 2020, 06:18:08 AM

He puts words together that make no sense.

Kwon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:14:53 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on September 06, 2020, 10:37:39 AM

He puts words together that make no sense.

It's what made him such an epic Wrestler! (beside his physique and persona and themesong)

HE GAVE INTENSITY A FACE BACK IN THE 80s!

R.A.M. · « **Reply #11 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:23:06 AM »

All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #12 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:26:20 AM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on September 06, 2020, 11:23:06 AM

All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!

I don't remember him. Must have been one of the years I wasn't paying attention to wrestling.

Kwon · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:37:44 AM »

Quote from: R.A.M. on September 06, 2020, 11:23:06 AM

All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!

Yes, Both Shockmaster and Thurman "Sparky" Plugg were in a cathegory of their own.

"Oh , i'm ready to go Racing. I'm ready to do it...

Oh, Hi Mark!"

funk51 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:42:54 AM »

funk51 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:46:31 AM »

kreator · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2020, 01:43:16 PM »

Thought it was going to be about the Hungarian Hammer’s street rant

tom joad · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2020, 04:11:48 PM »

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #18 on:** September 06, 2020, 04:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Griffith on September 06, 2020, 08:59:44 AM

Ric Flair was one of the best.

This one is my favorite by far.

Kwon · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2020, 11:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Griffith on September 06, 2020, 08:59:44 AM

Ric Flair was one of the best.

1. "I spent more money on spilt liquor..."

2. "Four score and seven years ago..."

3. "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

POB · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2020, 03:46:38 AM »

“ I spent more money on spilled liquor Lin bars across America than you made last year and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down” has to be one of the greatest lines in wrestling promo history

POB · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2020, 03:50:23 AM »

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Oldest ride longest line woooooo

The next day The doc asked flair why his blood pressure was so high he said wooooo

Virgil · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2020, 04:23:41 AM »

Flair for the win, closely followed by Dusty Rhodes talks Baby dolls turn. Also anything by Jim Cornette is gold

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2020, 05:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on September 06, 2020, 11:30:51 PM

1. "I spent more money on spilt liquor..."

2. "Four score and seven years ago..."

3. "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

The old promos were the best. They need to go back to cutting promos at the announcer's table and away from the ring.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2020, 07:58:59 AM »

"I spent more money on these sunglasses than you spent on your fat wife for her birthday and Christmas..."