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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2020, 04:27:19 AM »
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2020, 04:46:20 AM »

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2020, 04:49:31 AM »
"Hard times" by Dusty Rhodes.

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2020, 06:09:11 AM »





Pure Faggotry here.  Robert Gibson has that Chihuahua dog eyes look going on there.

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2020, 06:18:08 AM »
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2020, 06:19:52 AM »
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2020, 08:05:39 AM »
Any interview that involves Ric Flair undressing in the ring or dropping elbows onto the canvas for no reason!

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2020, 08:59:44 AM »
Ric Flair was one of the best.






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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2020, 10:37:39 AM »

He puts words together that make no sense. ???

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2020, 11:14:53 AM »
He puts words together that make no sense. ???

It's what made him such an epic Wrestler! (beside his physique and persona and themesong)


HE GAVE INTENSITY A FACE BACK IN THE 80s!
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2020, 11:23:06 AM »
All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!


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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2020, 11:26:20 AM »
All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!


I don't remember him.  Must have been one of the years I wasn't paying attention to wrestling.

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2020, 11:37:44 AM »
All fail to THE SHOCKMASTER!!!!!!!



Yes, Both Shockmaster and Thurman "Sparky" Plugg were in a cathegory of their own.

"Oh , i'm ready to go Racing. I'm ready to do it...


Oh, Hi Mark!"

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2020, 11:42:54 AM »
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2020, 11:46:31 AM »
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2020, 01:43:16 PM »
Thought it was going to be about the Hungarian Hammer’s street rant

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2020, 04:11:48 PM »

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2020, 04:16:38 PM »
Ric Flair was one of the best.





This one is my favorite by far.

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2020, 11:30:51 PM »
Ric Flair was one of the best.



1.  "I spent more money on spilt liquor..."

2.  "Four score and seven years ago..."

3.  "Ask not what your country can do for you..."
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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2020, 03:46:38 AM »
“ I spent more money on spilled liquor Lin bars across America than you made last year and I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down” has to be one of the greatest lines in wrestling promo history

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2020, 03:50:23 AM »
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Oldest ride longest line woooooo


The next day The doc asked flair why his blood pressure was so high he said wooooo

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2020, 04:23:41 AM »
 Flair for the win, closely followed by Dusty Rhodes talks Baby dolls turn.  Also anything by Jim Cornette is gold

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2020, 05:20:55 AM »
1.  "I spent more money on spilt liquor..."

2.  "Four score and seven years ago..."

3.  "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

:D

The old promos were the best.  They need to go back to cutting promos at the announcer's table and away from the ring.

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Re: Best wrestling promo ever
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2020, 07:58:59 AM »
"I spent more money on these sunglasses than you spent on your fat wife for her birthday and Christmas..."