Would Melvin have made it over the fence?

[denarii]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8747397/Terrified-Amazon-driver-vaults-fence-escape-13-stone-dog-realize-wants-friends.html

[Matt]

A "13 stone" dog?  How many "quid" would such a dog cost?  Anyone?  Darren Avey?  Kidding. 

But seriously, WTF is a 182-lb dog doing in a place where he can come into contact with a mailman?

[Kwon]

A "13 stone" dog?  How many "quid" would such a dog cost?  Anyone?  Darren Avey?  Kidding. 

But seriously, WTF is a 182-lb dog doing in a place where he can come into contact with a mailman?

Holy shit, that's a humongous beast!

[Matt]

denarii - to answer your question, it would depend on whether or not Melvin had a parsh going into the property to deliver the package - to begin with.  If he could quickly turn that parsh into a full-sized Black Kielbasa, he could use it to pole vault over the fence, and flee to the safety of the Amazon Prime truck.

Looks like this one ended nicely...although I really hope that White bitch apologized.  Again, who leaves a 182-lb dog in an area where it can come into contact with people delivering the mail? 

[Teutonic Knight 1]

Hippo's don't jump !.

[Matt]

Holy shit, that's a humongous beast!

Yes, but the dog just wanted a "friend", so that makes it ok. 

I think it's pretty ignorant for anyone to think non-dog owners [Black people are notoriously not pet owners] would somehow know that a dog that size is friendly.

I was attacked multiple times as a paperboy, a job I started as a 9-year-old boy in 1991.  One of the dogs, a German Shepherd, had to be put down.

[robcguns]

No way he could get his 300lb ass over a fence.

[funk51]

they're usually pretty friendly dogs i've seen a few hit 250 lbs or so, sadly the bigger the dog the shorter the lifespan. they seldom make it to 7-8 years old.

[Marvin Martian]

Holy shit, that's a humongous beast!

For some reason when I read you saying “that’s a humongous beast” ... my mouth starts watering and I look for pics!!!

[AbrahamG]

I think Melvin has made mention before that he sometime does hop the fence.

[The Scott]

I think Melvin has made mention before that he sometime does hop the fence.

Nah.  The lardish one prefers to (code alert!) "straddle" some "fences".  In the case of this particular fence, he would've just gone through it.  The teleflubby that is our Vicenzo is a rather oafishly fluffy man.

[BlackMetallic]

A "13 stone" dog?  How many "quid" would such a dog cost?  Anyone?  Darren Avey?  Kidding. 

But seriously, WTF is a 182-lb dog doing in a place where he can come into contact with a mailman?

Worlds record mastiff was 340lbs & 8 ft long head to tail

[Rusty Trombone]

Haha.

There was a chihuahua or something following the mastiff.

He shouldn't have started running immediately,that's why the dog gave chase.

Cool dude, smiles after.

[Teutonic Knight 1]

Why dogs hate GetBig mascot G.Vince 

[Bevo]

denarii - to answer your question, it would depend on whether or not Melvin had a parsh going into the property to deliver the package - to begin with.  If he could quickly turn that parsh into a full-sized Black Kielbasa, he could use it to pole vault over the fence, and flee to the safety of the Amazon Prime truck.

Looks like this one ended nicely...although I really hope that White bitch apologized.  Again, who leaves a 182-lb dog in an area where it can come into contact with people delivering the mail? 

Quite the imagination you have  Vince is all talk, small kielbasa of peace