Dating a single mom

[SOMEPARTS]

Not only that, we had a wedding but never officially married legally.

What's the over under on this guy getting his dick cut off in his sleep and not knowing it's coming? 

[Walter Sobchak]

When Hairplugs croaks, I would plow single mom Jill Biden in the shitpipe.

[Dave D]

The latina I was with would let you put your dick wherever you wanted to if you gave her enough tequila...

Are you suggesting her ex’s b-hole was an option?

[Tapeworm]

This has been the last 10 years of my dating experience in a nutshell.  Amazing in bed, great cooks, generally care for you, super tight/wet/hot pussy, but they are meaner than hell and get mad so easily.  I've had several women straight up attack me with random objects and shit over a simple disagreement. 

And yeah, the "spicier the better" is true.  The meanest bitches will snap your cock off with their hips.

Mexican, Puerto Rican (most violent), Cuban, El Salvadoran, Venezuelan, Columbian (the worst attitudes), Guatemalan, Peruvian... I've dated a lot of latin chicks.  I absolutely love the way they look and act when they are in a good mood.  But once they get pissed off (which takes very little) it's a very bad situation.

That's right, most love anal and will fuck your brains out for hours.  They can be very aggressive in bed, almost too much.  They will suck you off, let you do whatever you want to them in bed and cook you the best breakfast you ever had.  But don't you dare try to argue with them or tell them what to do.  Those are fightin words! 

They aren't worth it, i've almost caught a few cases from getting into fights with them.  Simply stiff arming a Mexican broad to get away from her attacking you with a knife is enough to get arrested.  I'll take my chances with another "species".

Currently dating a half Flip/Thai chick that has curves.  She's a bit boring but i don't think she will ever try to knife me.

Don't understand guys tolerating this kind of crap. I'm guessing you're young. Just tell her straight up that she's a conscious human, imbued with reason and moral agency, and she's responsible for the actions she chooses to take. Which is true.

And she's not "letting you" stick it places. She's enjoying it. A lot. If you're in shape and even halfway decent in bed, you're probably doing her a favor. Most women's sexual careers are a parade of spare-tired, skinny legged, 2 minute noodles.

Women who are reserved in bed are just self conscious. Work on making her feel comfortable with you and confident expressing herself. If she has interests, be receptive. Every woman will whoop it up just fine. You don't need some fry pan flinging extrovert insisting her cunny is Heaven's Gate.

[Chidoman]

Great thread, have been reading it in it entirety and excellent advice given by seasonal Getbiggers. Been married a long time with a latina and boy you guys are right about that temper, it's embedded in their dna for some reason and once the yelling starts, which they're experts at, they can take it to extreme decibels, not for the faint at heart, but they do look after you if you're able to put up with their shit!

[Board_SHERIF]

A woman's hierarchy of values:

a) herself

b) her kids

c) her "career"   actually job

d) her friends

e) her family (mom, dad, sister, brother, cousins, etc)

f) her dog

g) her hobbies or interests

h) her "me time"

i) you (if there's any time left, usually there isn't)

Jesus that is 100% correct

[El Diablo Blanco]

Lol.  Found this in the random pics thread.

[Tapeworm]

Jesus you guys eat some shit.

Because everyone else told them to go away and you didn't, you end up with the here's-my-shit-now-eat-it women. That's the math, you doormat desperados.

Horses and water.    Do your thing.

[BBSSchlemiel]

It fucking sucks because she checks every box for what I would want for my perfect woman.  Humble nailed a few points dead on.  I won't worry about getting her preggo because I got by boys ties years ago.  I will never ever marry again.  The financial damage from my marriage was too much.

He's right though about her kid.  It frustrates me when she seems to always be making plans to take him on vacation or do things and I never seem to be in those plans.  She'll say shit like she wants to go to spain to see her sister and kids for 2 weeks and vacation but never includes me.  Plans always seem to exist without me in them.

She'll get frustrated with her kid a lot, especially lately with COVID and him being home all day but she won't show her frustration to him but then I need to deal with the bullshit.  I'm on a fucking roller coaster daily.  Half the day I just want to bail and run and the other half, things seem okay and I'm good with it.  Living day to day like this sucks but I really care about her and it would hurt like hell to leave her and not have her in my life.  I should have ran the moment I knew she had a kid but I got suckered in by her looks.

To put it simply her kid should be more important to her and the kid doesn’t need you around either!

[Taffin]

When Hairplugs croaks, I would plow single mom Jill Biden in the shitpipe.

 

Still waiting for the official 'Women that Walter S would plow in the sh1tpipe' thread...

[Humble Narcissist]

Lol.  Found this in the random pics thread.

I like that.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

What's the over under on this guy getting his dick cut off in his sleep and not knowing it's coming? 

I'll take a slice of that action!

Oh wait - that's me...

Is this 'not knowing its coming' vs it happening with my full knowledge???

[El Diablo Blanco]

I keep trying to make this shit work.  Recently her kid had some serious meltdowns about distant schooling. Really bad episodes so it stresses out my girlfriend then she acts like a complete bitch to me for days.  I can understand her stress because these meltdowns she had to deal with would make some parents go homicidle  but still all of sudden being grumpy at me when I didn’t do shit is getting old. This happens a lot and I try to be understanding but I also have only so much patience for shit like that.   

I’m probably going to walk away but it’s going to suck.  She was a once in a lifetime type woman but I can’t deal with her kid or how she acts when the kid is a mess.    He’s constantly cockblocking and I swear a few times I knew he was purposely doing it and I almost smacked him.   Why is life so cruel?  Finally met my dream woman but she had to have a kid. Like god’s cruel joke.

[Humble Narcissist]

I keep trying to make this shit work.  Recently her kid had some serious meltdowns about distant schooling. Really bad episodes so it stresses out my girlfriend then she acts like a complete bitch to me for days.  I can understand her stress because these meltdowns she had to deal with would make some parents go homicidle  but still all of sudden being grumpy at me when I didn’t do shit is getting old. This happens a lot and I try to be understanding but I also have only so much patience for shit like that.   

I’m probably going to walk away but it’s going to suck.  She was a once in a lifetime type woman but I can’t deal with her kid or how she acts when the kid is a mess.    He’s constantly cockblocking and I swear a few times I knew he was purposely doing it and I almost smacked him.   Why is life so cruel?  Finally met my dream woman but she had to have a kid. Like god’s cruel joke.

Is she the woman in your avatar?  If so, I understand.

[Dave D]

I keep trying to make this shit work.  Recently her kid had some serious meltdowns about distant schooling. Really bad episodes so it stresses out my girlfriend then she acts like a complete bitch to me for days.  I can understand her stress because these meltdowns she had to deal with would make some parents go homicidle  but still all of sudden being grumpy at me when I didn’t do shit is getting old. This happens a lot and I try to be understanding but I also have only so much patience for shit like that.   

I’m probably going to walk away but it’s going to suck.  She was a once in a lifetime type woman but I can’t deal with her kid or how she acts when the kid is a mess.    He’s constantly cockblocking and I swear a few times I knew he was purposely doing it and I almost smacked him.   Why is life so cruel?  Finally met my dream woman but she had to have a kid. Like god’s cruel joke.

Sounds like you're in love.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Sounds like you're in love.

For sure. It was love at first sight.  She marks every box of what I’d want in a woman.  We get along so well when things are good. We get along really well on so many levels.  But the kid is a drain.  This Covid shit having him around 24/7 makes it worse.  She gets no break because he’s doing virtual learning at school.  So by night she’s exhausted.  By the weekend she just wants to do nothing.  Fuck this Covid shit.

[Tapeworm]

Shoe the other foot test. If you behaved toward her the same way would she have a justified complaint?

Way you tell it, it sounds like she just wants someone to take out her crappy mood on. A) Are you cool with that, and B) How much more information will you require to determine if that's something that she is going to continue to do?

I'd point blank discuss it. Calmly but honestly. If you get "handle me at my worst" or indignation then you need to decide if this is the relationship you're going to look forward to coming home to each evening.

[youandme]

Sounds like you're in love.

Yeah you’re in love.

She’s not your dream women, or you wouldn’t be bringing your issues about her to the board. Also, there wouldn’t be any second guessing or issues about her attitude.

A dream woman would have stayed with the father, wouldn’t take out life’s problems on someone else that isn’t the cause of the problem, and puts the man above herself. When a women says she is exhausted or doesn’t want to do anything - she’s lacking EFFORT. You think getting with this red flag is going to get better after covid? Hell no. She now sees little effort is required to keep you around. It’ll get worse.

You’re going to have to suffer the consequences of “feeling” lonely and down for a good 2-3 months after you dump her. Sooner the better.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Shoe the other foot test. If you behaved toward her the same way would she have a justified complaint?

Way you tell it, it sounds like she just wants someone to take out her crappy mood on. A) Are you cool with that, and B) How much more information will you require to determine if that's something that she is going to continue to do?

I'd point blank discuss it. Calmly but honestly. If you get "handle me at my worst" or indignation then you need to decide if this is the relationship you're going to look forward to coming home to each evening.

She was never like this before Covid.  But since then it seems to get worst daily.  I can see why she is a mess but I don’t deserve the backlash of it.  She’s my perfect woman but a guy can only take so much drama and pettiness.   It sucks because when things are great I forget all of this shit but it’s a constant roller coaster lately. 

[Humble Narcissist]

She was never like this before Covid.  But since then it seems to get worst daily.  I can see why she is a mess but I don’t deserve the backlash of it.  She’s my perfect woman but a guy can only take so much drama and pettiness.   It sucks because when things are great I forget all of this shit but it’s a constant roller coaster lately.

Tell her.  In all the daily hassle she might not even realize she is acting like this.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Tell her.  In all the daily hassle she might not even realize she is acting like this.

Trust me. I did.  She got defensive.  Kept saying how exhausted she is.  Then tried to change it to me. 

[Teutonic Knight 1]

Trust me. I did.  She got defensive.  Kept saying how exhausted she is.  Then tried to change it to me.

 

You are so naive, someone else is hammering her !.

[Teutonic Knight 1]

  So by night she’s exhausted.  By the weekend she just wants to do nothing.  Fuck this Covid shit.

Someone else bonk her 

No fuck on weekends  , you are history !.

He blames 'Covid' for his softcockness 

[The Scott]

Trust me. I did.  She got defensive.  Kept saying how exhausted she is.  Then tried to change it to me.

Ignore her and...How did that sixties song (my favorite version is by Sergio Mendes and Brasil '66)put it?

Watch What Happens.

Or not.  Women are not fickle they're monkeys that swing from man to man, trying to get what they don't have, i.e., someone's money, prestige, car, home, etc.

[pamith]

This whole thread makes me sick