Your son asks for advice...

[FitnessFrenzy]

imagine you have a son who is 18 years old, and he is about to move out and live on his own.
Before moving, he comes up to you and asks for life advice now that he is grown up.

Which life advice do you give him based on what you learned from Getbig?


1) You have to decide whether you want to be Goodrum or the guy who sells him 200 web domains.

2) Decide if you want to be a high school teacher who buys a Porsche he can't afford or the guy who owns shares in the company making the car

3) Decide if you want to get a job or put on a bunny suit

4] Decide if you want to flee a fight or set it up

[BB]

imagine you have a son who is 18 years old, and he is about to move out and live on his own.
Before moving, he comes up to you and asks for life advice now that he is grown up.

Which life advice do you give him based on what you learned from Getbig?



3) Decide if you want to get a job or put on a bunny suit

The Bunny suit saga should be required viewing for any kid going down the wrong path. Just sit them in a chair, smack 'um across across the head, and go - "Read that stupid. Look at that poor sap in an assless bunny suit. You better straighten up and fly right, or you'll wind up like him, an AIDSy hump being ogled by elderly homos, praying to Jesus to make you better".

If that doesn't fix them nothing will.

[King Shizzo]

That's it, I'm calling Interpol. Wait a minute! I just got lost when I found an Enterpol establishment. I heard it was either a "Matt from Canada" or some, Primemuscle. The language barrier was an issue.

[Soul Crusher]

 

The Bunny suit saga should be required viewing for any kid going down the wrong path. Just sit them in a chair, smack 'um across across the head, and go - "Read that stupid. Look at that poor sap in an assless bunny suit. You better straighten up and fly right, or you'll wind up like him, an AIDSy hump being ogled by elderly homos, praying to Jesus to make you better".

If that doesn't fix them nothing will.

[IroNat]

5) - Decide whether to eat yellow snow or not.

[tatoo]

my gb advice to son: pics.. or it didnt happen

[ThisisOverload]

Option D

[Body-Buildah]

18 years old, and he is about to move out and live on his own.

This in itself is modern day fiction.

[Walter Sobchak]

imagine you have a son who is 18 years old, and he is about to move out and live on his own.
Before moving, he comes up to you and asks for life advice now that he is grown up.

Which life advice do you give him based on what you learned from Getbig?


1) You have to decide whether you want to be Goodrum or the guy who sells him 200 web domains.

2) Decide if you want to be a high school teacher who buys a Porsche he can't afford or the guy who owns shares in the company making the car

3) Decide if you want to get a job or put on a bunny suit

4] Decide if you want to flee a fight or set it up

I wouldn’t give him life advice, but I’d tell him when he is around guys like you in the locker room, make sure he takes his socks off first, before his underwear bottoms.

[US MUSL]

If my son came to me for advices, it wouldn't be  hard for me to give him the wrong advices.

[AbrahamG]

Raw.
No condom.
No pull out.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Raw.
No condom.
No pull out.

Sounds like someone is very eager to have grandchildren! 

[nzmusclemonster]

If you see a man dancing on stage wearing a white towel, its time to go home.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Avoid grapefruits.

Don't vacation in Regina.

Respect your anabolic window.

Don't act the big cheese if you ever got arrested for posession of child porn.

Faking your own death is difficult to keep up longterm.

If you look in the mirror and your face looks like a sunburnt chipmunk, get your kidneys checked.

[Humble Narcissist]

This in itself is modern day fiction.

[FitnessFrenzy]

1) If someone confronts you while you eat a whopper, beat them up, and for god sake save the burger.


2) If you become a homo, and you want to post on Getbig, then just tell them you are bisexual.


3) Don't ever ask me about Dubai, India.

[Hypertrophy]

My son asks me for advice all the time. About 10% is followed, haha. But I appreciate his asking 

[Never1AShow]

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[Never1AShow]

I'm going to give a serious answer.  I'd say:

1. Pick a goal, something objective and tangible that you want, like bench pressing 200 pounds.
2. Come up with a plan to progress towards the goal in reasonable objective steps.
3. Work like hell and go after it.

That's it.  That is the formula and all you need.