Biden is the Democratic Scarecrow. For the TDS maroons that means, he hasn't got a brain.
"I could wile away the hours,
sniffin' hair like flowers
on little girls and teens...
And my crotch I'll be scratchin'
while my plans they were a hatchin'
if I only had a brain...
I'd unravel any girdle on Mary, Beth or Myrtle
or cross-yer-heart I see
With the thoughts I'd be dreamin'
like a pervert Ima schemin'
If I only had a brain...
Oh I, just sigh and sigh
and think those thoughts some more
I could stare out into space and not make sense for sure
And then I'd drop mah jaw and out the crap would pour
I would not be just a VP, with a shriveled up old pee pee
My future filled with shame
Wouldn't scream you can't be black
unless I gots yo' vote that's fact
if I only had a brain"