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Pray_4_War

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I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« on: October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM »
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho



Monday at work will be awkward fo sho
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IroNat

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 06:34:57 AM »
You got promise, bro.
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Kwon

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 06:40:21 AM »
Love it!



Keep spreading the message!
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harmankardon1

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 07:05:58 AM »
Lol love it!  :D
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Howard

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 07:51:51 AM »
Right up there with    " He who  smelt it, dealt it. "   ;D
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Grape Ape

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2020, 08:05:39 AM »
ground zero line throws off the whole flow

please rewrite asap
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2020, 08:17:59 AM »
The ground zero line works better if you follow it up with GoPro Hero.
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Kwon

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2020, 08:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on October 23, 2020, 08:17:59 AM
The ground zero line works better if you follow it up with GoPro Hero.

Didn't expect our Walter to be a professional rappeur! :D
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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2020, 08:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on October 23, 2020, 06:40:21 AM
Love it!

Keep spreading the gift message!

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Pray_4_War

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2020, 09:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on October 23, 2020, 08:05:39 AM
ground zero line throws off the whole flow

please rewrite asap

Will consider.
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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2020, 09:26:54 AM »





Unfortunately your poem is not mitigated by an amusing physical comedy sequence...
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Megalodon

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2020, 09:47:17 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 09:18:28 AM
Will consider.

Works if it's written and pronounced 'z-row' and would add an alternative spelling and pronunciation element, so popular in urban communities.
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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2020, 09:58:39 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho



Monday at work will be awkward fo sho
                                                        should call it "Ode to a Cum Receptacle" this is as good as anything robert frost did.
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Pray_4_War

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2020, 10:27:06 AM »
The Pulitzer Prize is in my future, and then maybe the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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joswift

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2020, 11:02:14 AM »
there once was a man from Bombay
who made a *unt out of clay
The heat from his prick turned the clay into brick
and wore his foreskin away.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2020, 11:18:41 AM »
Where would we be without poets?
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joswift

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2020, 08:46:47 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 23, 2020, 11:18:41 AM
Where would we be without poets?


I would write something but I cant think of anything that rhymes with poets..
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robcguns

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2020, 09:19:05 AM »
Pretty fucking good
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2020, 11:25:04 AM »


This asshole’s parents should be imprisoned for raising such a disgusting, useless, vile piece of shit.

This know-it-all semen receptacle is the 30-something year old version of PrimePedo.
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Ronnie Rep

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2020, 11:29:42 AM »
You be a poet I guess you do know it :)
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2020, 11:35:41 AM »
Somedays are good,
Somedays are bad.
Others will leave you,
Feeling quite sad
But never forget,
At the end of the day.
You're just a phaggot,
No matter what you say.
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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2020, 12:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho



Monday at work will be awkward fo sho

probably a masterpiece
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Pray_4_War

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2020, 03:07:58 PM »
Roses are red, violets are blue

I only fuck girls age 18 to 22
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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2020, 04:03:44 PM »


Tears Are Showing
By Weird Branch Warrenvic

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I train the opposite way I should..
Swinging and throwing the weights..
My muscles take on a brand new look..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing..

Something just snapped as I scream in pain..
Fucked myself up yet again..
Torn muscles everywhere fucking shame..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
I wanna cry..

Momentum training (yeah)..
It's retard training (there's a tear in my quad)..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
Oh no, tears are showing (there's a tear in my pecs)..
Oh no, tears are showing (they're showing in my bis)..
Oh no, tears are showing (no no, showing in my tris)..
Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, no, showing, oh, (they're showing in my delts)..
Oh no, tears are showing (they're showing in my lats)..
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dearth

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Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2020, 05:05:16 PM »
Gay 4 pay, did you give Rudy any insider tips on this encounter?




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