Author Topic: 25 years ago in GetBig history (Read 2039 times)

Howard · « **on:** October 28, 2020, 04:30:32 PM »

Let's go back 25 years and see what was happening in GetBig history:

1. Howard 1st developed chronic flatulence and was on his 4th wife (of 9) .

2. Thin Lizzy and Walt Sobchak were democrats

3. Coach had his salad tossed by Shizzo in a blonde wig

4. Vince Goodrum was still sane.

5. BMC dated a girl with a small ass

6. The Mayor of BB and Get Big didn't exist yet ( *a terminator has been sent back to '95 )

7. Chaos was still a virgin ( *2020 update = no change in status)

8. Phil Heath was a shooting guard on his HS b-ball team ( *true)

9. Wes won the over 80 div at the IFFB Mr Outer Mongolia

10. MrYorkielover wasn't decorating his home for Halloween and owned a beagle

Darren Avey · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2020, 04:39:37 PM »

I'd just left school and spent my days wandering round fields listening to my sony Walkman.

Howard · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2020, 04:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 28, 2020, 04:39:37 PM

11. I'd just left school and spent my days wandering round fields listening to my sony Walkman.

We have #11 !

Keep 'em comming

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2020, 05:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Howard on October 28, 2020, 04:30:32 PM

Let's go back 25 years and see what was happening in GetBig history:

1. Howard 1st developed chronic flatulence and was on his 4th wife (of 9) .

2. Thin Lizzy and Walt Sobchak were democrats

3. Coach had his salad tossed by Shizzo in a blonde wig

4. Vince Goodrum was still sane.

5. BMC dated a girl with a small ass

6. The Mayor of BB and Get Big didn't exist yet ( *a terminator has been sent back to '95 )

7. Chaos was still a virgin ( *2020 update = no change in status)

8. Phil Heath was a shooting guard on his HS b-ball team ( *true)

9. Wes won the over 80 div at the IFFB Mr Outer Mongolia

10. MrYorkielover wasn't decorating his home for Halloween and owned a beagle

You had me until #5.

Howard · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2020, 05:16:32 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on October 28, 2020, 05:12:37 PM

You had me until #5.

What do you suggest we replace it with that sounds more credible?

5. TeutonicKnight was still a wet dream from his dad's balls.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2020, 05:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Howard on October 28, 2020, 05:16:32 PM

What do you suggest we replace it with that sounds more credible?

5. TeutonicKnight was still a wet dream from his dad's balls.

LOL. No, don't replace it. Make the TeutonicFuck number 12.

Mothballs · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2020, 09:05:37 PM »

25 years later and you’re still an unfunny witless loser.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2020, 09:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Mothballs on October 28, 2020, 09:05:37 PM

25 years later and you’re still an unfunny witless loser.

Don't be a hater. Howard is bringing the ruckus.

epic is back · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2020, 12:06:52 AM »

the movie bugsy

came out

best soundtrack ever

ennio moricone

next to maybe "for always" by lara fabian from AI

we are just bodybuilders, we didnt ask or want you deviancy, your filth we know it, you know it, but hey

someone's got to clean up

im glad its not me

Darren Avey · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2020, 12:19:50 AM »

Mike Tyson was released from prison after a bullshit "rape " conviction

Matt · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2020, 01:28:26 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 28, 2020, 04:39:37 PM

I'd just left school and spent my days wandering round fields listening to my sony Walkman.

I was aspiring to grow up to be the THE GUV'NOR himself, Lenny McLean!

epic is back · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2020, 01:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 29, 2020, 12:19:50 AM

Mike Tyson was released from prison after a bullshit "rape " conviction

i agree

but prison saved his life

weird how things happen

Bevo · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2020, 03:05:47 AM »

One getbigger turned down Carmen Electra in her prime

Howard was scoping out the fresh meat in his HS physics class

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #13 on:** October 29, 2020, 03:36:41 AM »

I was installing WIN 95 upgrading from WIN 3.11, just praying for a forum like GetBig to come along so we can all argue about politics in the future.

13. Democrats were normal, not violent insane kuntz.

robcguns · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2020, 03:44:31 AM »

I was furiously masturbating to christy canyon porn.

Rascal full · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2020, 03:50:41 AM »

Quote from: Bevo on October 29, 2020, 03:05:47 AM

One getbigger turned down Carmen Electra in her prime

Howard was scoping out the fresh meat in his HS physics class

I vaguely remember the Carmen Electra thing but can someone remind me of the details? Didn't they say she was hitting on them but she wasn't their type or something similar?

Palumboism · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2020, 04:08:38 AM »

Quote from: Body-Buildah on October 29, 2020, 03:36:41 AM

I was installing WIN 95 upgrading from WIN 3.11, just praying for a forum like GetBig to come along so we can all argue about politics in the future.

13. Democrats were normal, not violent insane kuntz.

WIN 3.11 good times.

Kwon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2020, 06:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Palumboism on October 29, 2020, 04:08:38 AM

WIN 3.11 good times.

25 years ago i was TEACHING people Win 3.11, Office etc

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2020, 07:37:48 AM »

Quote from: Howard on October 28, 2020, 04:30:32 PM

Let's go back 25 years and see what was happening in GetBig history:

1. Howard 1st developed chronic flatulence and was on his 4th wife (of 9) .

2. Thin Lizzy and Walt Sobchak were democrats

3. Coach had his salad tossed by Shizzo in a blonde wig

4. Vince Goodrum was still sane.

5. BMC dated a girl with a small ass

6. The Mayor of BB and Get Big didn't exist yet ( *a terminator has been sent back to '95 )

7. Chaos was still a virgin ( *2020 update = no change in status)

8. Phil Heath was a shooting guard on his HS b-ball team ( *true)

9. Wes won the over 80 div at the IFFB Mr Outer Mongolia

10. MrYorkielover wasn't decorating his home for Halloween and owned a beagle

Fuck off, you cum guzzling shitbag.

Howard · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Body-Buildah on October 29, 2020, 03:36:41 AM

I was installing WIN 95 upgrading from WIN 3.11, just praying for a forum like GetBig to come along so we can all argue about politics in the future.

13. Democrats were normal, not violent insane kuntz.

14. Vince Basille was only 25 yrs past his Mr Canada win

15. Things sucked because Howard was alive.

funk51 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 29, 2020, 01:01:47 PM »

getting banned from getbig

Kwon · « **Reply #21 on:** October 29, 2020, 01:54:50 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 29, 2020, 01:01:47 PM

getting banned from getbig

Chuck Connors was a Getbigger!

Palumboism · « **Reply #22 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:34:57 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on October 29, 2020, 06:41:46 AM

25 years ago i was TEACHING people Win 3.11, Office etc

Kwon, can you do an online class to teach Getbig how to use Win 3.11?

Howard · « **Reply #23 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:47:43 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on October 29, 2020, 01:01:47 PM

getting banned from getbig

Gen Ron Aviden used to deal harshly with forum dickwads.

As a boy I used to watch "Branded " and some future get bigger in school made up new lyrics.

To the tune of "Branded" I give you "Stranded" by unknown 3rd grader, circa 1965

STRANDED...stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded, and you can't find a roll?

To prove you're a man, you must wipe it with your hand.

STRANDED! ...DUM DUM

Kwon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:51:03 PM »

Quote from: Palumboism on October 29, 2020, 02:34:57 PM

Kwon, can you do an online class to teach Getbig how to use Win 3.11?

Thinking about, if we're all just wearing glittery thongs on ZOOM / SKYPE or what they're called nowadays!

(Back in my day we used CUSEEME and ICQ!)