monica brant birthday

[The General]

Happy 50th 

[Matt]

Wow! 

Happy birthday, Monica!

[SOMEPARTS]

Happy 30th birthday to that picture though. 

[IroNat]

Still hotter than Dutch love.

[ThisisOverload]

Hi Monica,

Any recent shots?

All the Best,

XOXO

[Fortress]

Give it a rest.

And you look terrific in that pic, sure. Said the same thing when I first saw it 25 years ago.

[Skeletor]

[G_Thang]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEVG0zWF__k/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Looking real good here, no problem doing you in the kitchen.

[Taffin]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEVG0zWF__k/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Looking real good here, no problem doing you in the kitchen.

And they say romance is dead 

[Humble Narcissist]

Got some serious man hands there.

[Matt]

Got some serious man hands there.

A female friend of mine who is very lean has hands like that, and I once said to her "You have...I can't remember the word.  Veiny hands, from being so lean."  And she said "Are you saying I have old hands?"  And I was like "Well...your hands can become more veiny with age, but no - that's not what I meant."

VASCULAR.  The word I was looking for was vascular. 

I suppose age does play a role there too, but at such a low level of bodyfat, I suspect that having vascular hands like that is inevitable for some people.

[Humble Narcissist]

A female friend of mine who is very lean has hands like that, and I once said to her "You have...I can't remember the word.  Veiny hands, from being so lean."  And she said "Are you saying I have old hands?"  And I was like "Well...your hands can become more veiny with age, but no - that's not what I meant."

VASCULAR.  The word I was looking for was vascular. 

I suppose age does play a role there too, but at such a low level of bodyfat, I suspect that having vascular hands like that is inevitable for some people.

She is juiced to the gills.

[ThisisOverload]

She is juiced to the gills.

Yeah, that's what women look like once they get extremely lean and take some Winny.  Hell based on how manly The General has become, she might be on a low does of Tren. 

I got a hundred bucks that she's packing heat between the legs these days.  Poor child.

[Humble Narcissist]

Yeah, that's what women look like once they get extremely lean and take some Winny.  Hell based on how manly The General has become, she might be on a low does of Tren. 

I got a hundred bucks that she's packing heat between the legs these days.  Poor child.

And Test.

[oldtimer1]

Am I the only one that doesn't like women that take male hormones?

[Humble Narcissist]

Am I the only one that doesn't like women that take male hormones?

No, I think they are disgusting.  No different than a man taking female hormone pills.

[Marvin Martian]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CEVG0zWF__k/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Looking real good here, no problem doing you in the kitchen.

I think she is more attractive (in the face at least) now. She never had the type of body I like on a woman but she’s attractive. A man should have no fat on his nasty ass belly and should be muscular - a woman should be soft , curvy , obedient

[ThisisOverload]

Am I the only one that doesn't like women that take male hormones?

Not attractive to me at all.  I like women who have a little meat on them, but not muscles.

[ThisisOverload]

a woman should be soft , curvy , obedient

 

For sure.

There are some older pictures of Monica where she is a good 10 pounds thicker than normal.  She looks phenomenal.  Having trouble finding them.

[youandme]

So the husband is her camera man? Lol

[tres_taco_combo]

Got some serious man hands there.

GH!

[TonyAlva]

Got some serious man hands there.

[Matt]

She is juiced to the gills.

That may be so.  I still don't see how any heterosexual male would not want to give Monica oral sex [any version].  I could think of a lot of worse ways to spend an afternoon.  I don't think anyone can say that most 50-year-old women look like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGoMJo8j0vr

This is from one of the FIBO's [I think 1998 or 1999, I forget which], and as hot as she is - I'm still not intimidated by women this hot.  Maybe I should be - but I'm not.  I guess after meeting enough hot women throughout my life, I find that a lot of them are insecure, or just have all the normal life issues that all people have, which sort of humanizes them.  It's also nice not having a young man's raging hormones anymore.

[Zillotch]

a woman should be soft , curvy , obedient

exactly

[ThisisOverload]

That may be so.  I still don't see how any heterosexual male would not want to give Monica oral sex [any version].  I could think of a lot of worse ways to spend an afternoon.  I don't think anyone can say that most 50-year-old women look like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGoMJo8j0vr

This is from one of the FIBO's [I think 1998 or 1999, I forget which], and as hot as she is - I'm still not intimidated by women this hot.  Maybe I should be - but I'm not.  I guess after meeting enough hot women throughout my life, I find that a lot of them are insecure, or just have all the normal life issues that all people have, which sort of humanizes them.  It's also nice not having a young man's raging hormones anymore.

She was smoking hot in the 90's.

Considering how much plastic surgery she's had all over her body, i'd say she's still a bit insecure.