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I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« on: November 14, 2020, 02:22:14 PM »
One of my favorite movies of all time. Think about it, The character, Raiden was inspired from that movie.

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2020, 02:28:00 PM »
One of my favorite movies of all time. Think about it, The character, Raiden was inspired from that movie.


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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2020, 02:32:19 PM »

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2020, 03:41:19 PM »


Was Kurt in better shape in Big Trouble or in Escape from New York?
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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2020, 05:45:57 PM »
Was Kurt in better shape in Big Trouble or in Escape from New York?

Neither, the best shape I’ve seen him in is from Soldier

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2020, 08:03:00 PM »
A natty version of Kurt here in Captain Ron. 

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2020, 08:44:42 PM »
Perfect example! Kurt was juicing for the Soldier movie and clean for Captain Ron.

Trained eyes can see it. Even low doses make muscles pop.

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2020, 08:50:34 PM »
My favorite movie of Kurts was Tombstone.
He was perfectly cast. Same with Val Kilmer with Doc Holiday.


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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2020, 03:01:03 AM »
Neither, the best shape I’ve seen him in is from Soldier

That's right!
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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2020, 03:06:58 AM »
A natty version of Kurt here in Captain Ron.

Imagine if he had the Soldier-physique in Captain Ron.

What would people say??
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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2020, 03:45:51 AM »
Big Trouble in Little China is the perfect action movie.

I'd be down for the 2020 remake: A mexican butch lesbian as jack burton, and the plot based on a white male version of David Lo Pan kidnapping dime piece thai ladybois at the airport.

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2020, 08:34:05 AM »
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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2020, 10:07:13 AM »
Perfect everyday physique for a guy in his 40s on 1 cc of Test per week


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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2020, 10:50:00 AM »
Perfect everyday physique for a guy in his 40s on 1 cc of Test per week



RIP Road House

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2020, 10:51:44 AM »
RIP Road House

Are you saying he would win against Dalton in Roadhouse?
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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2020, 10:59:15 AM »
Are you saying he would win against Dalton in Roadhouse?

I'm saying all those 80's early 90's manlet, swimmer physique actors are easily interchangeable.

Kurt, Patrick, Cruise, Travolta, Rourke, Douglas, Gere etc

Bunch of 140lbs 5ft4 midgets

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Re: I NOTICED DAVID LO PAN
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2020, 01:44:37 PM »
Imagine if he had the Soldier-physique in Captain Ron.

What would people say??
They would say "Captain Ron looks like a soldier."