Author Topic: 2020 Christmas Card. (Read 4990 times)

King Shizzo · « **on:** December 15, 2020, 09:29:28 AM »

This has been a terrible year for many people.

I'm begging for a Christmas card this year.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2020, 09:59:51 AM »

You work at Walmart...get one from the rack

Kwon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2020, 10:01:24 AM »

IronMeister has been quite absent from the boards recently...

Hope he is well.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2020, 10:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on December 15, 2020, 10:01:24 AM

IronMeister has been quite absent from the boards recently...

he has gone camping with SF and Rory.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2020, 10:10:25 AM »

wes · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2020, 12:25:12 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on December 15, 2020, 09:29:28 AM

This has been a terrible year for many people.

I'm begging for a Christmas card this year.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2020, 12:37:49 PM »

I hate Christmas cards. If I get any I'll send them to you.

Kwon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2020, 12:45:51 PM »

If IronMeister won't be here, maybe FitnessFrenzy could do the Christmas Card for 2020?

funk51 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2020, 01:47:12 PM »

here you go go mister shitzzo in lieu of a card.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2020, 01:58:09 PM »

Quote from: funk51 on December 15, 2020, 01:47:12 PM

here you go go mister shitzzo in lieu of a card.

Moontrane · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2020, 02:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Gregzs on December 13, 2020, 12:45:19 PM

King Shizzo · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2020, 02:36:11 PM »

... Magnificent.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2020, 02:53:25 PM »

I bet Pellius is pissed. He's the monkey in every Christmas card. It's not fair.

Howard · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2020, 02:59:57 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on December 15, 2020, 09:29:28 AM

This has been a terrible year for many people.

I'm begging for a Christmas card this year.

I'll go on better and invite you to spend Christmas at my house.
Of course ya gotta share the guest room with my 100lb Alaskan malamute mix.
Trust me, he's got his North Pole ready to go

King Shizzo · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2020, 02:59:57 PM

I'll go on better and invite you to spend Christmas at my house.
Of course ya gotta share the guest room with my 100lb Alaskan malamute mix.
Trust me, he's got his North Pole ready to go

I will still not have sex with you, Howard, Tell Prime Muscle, the same.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #15 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:10:20 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on December 15, 2020, 03:03:01 PM

I will still not have sex with you, Howard, Tell Prime Muscle, the same.

Yet you haven't ruled out blowjobs.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #16 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:12:00 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on July 30, 2479, 06:47:00 AM

Yet you haven't ruled out blowjobs.

That was a good one. Props.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #17 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:12:41 PM »

Quote from: King Shizzo on December 15, 2020, 03:12:00 PM

That was a good one. Props.

Thank you.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #18 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:14:34 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on December 15, 2020, 03:12:41 PM

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:16:54 PM »

Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2020, 02:59:57 PM

I'll go on better and invite you to spend Christmas at my house.
Of course ya gotta share the guest room with my 100lb Alaskan malamute mix.
Trust me, he's got his North Pole ready to go

Dirty Mike : How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Allen Gamble : Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the Boys?

Dirty Mike : How you know who we are?

Allen Gamble : You left a note in that car!

Terry Hoitz : [shows his badge] Police, shithead.

Dirty Mike : He's a copper, we gotta go. C'mon! Hey, grease it, boys! They're cops!
[He and the Boys run off]

Allen Gamble : You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!

Dirty Mike : We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2020, 03:21:14 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 15, 2020, 03:16:54 PM

Dirty Mike : How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Allen Gamble : Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the Boys?

Dirty Mike : How you know who we are?

Allen Gamble : You left a note in that car!

Terry Hoitz : [shows his badge] Police, shithead.

Dirty Mike : He's a copper, we gotta go. C'mon! Hey, grease it, boys! They're cops!
[He and the Boys run off]

Allen Gamble : You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!

Dirty Mike : We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!

Don't always believe what you hear and watch. Believe in yourselves.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2020, 04:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 15, 2020, 03:16:54 PM

Dirty Mike : How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Allen Gamble : Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the Boys?

Dirty Mike : How you know who we are?

Allen Gamble : You left a note in that car!

Terry Hoitz : [shows his badge] Police, shithead.

Dirty Mike : He's a copper, we gotta go. C'mon! Hey, grease it, boys! They're cops!
[He and the Boys run off]

Allen Gamble : You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!

Dirty Mike : We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!

LMFAO. I finally watched that movie two nights ago.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2020, 04:30:57 PM »

Quote from: AbrahamG on December 15, 2020, 04:18:31 PM

LMFAO. I finally watched that movie two nights ago.

🤣

wes · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2020, 05:21:32 PM »

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2020, 02:08:54 AM »

I think we have enough of the old christmas photoshops to recycle.

And I am not capable of doing photoshops at an ironmeister quality level