He should PM Primemuscle for advice on recovering from ruptured orifices.
Bhank goes to the proctologist:
Hank: "I need reconstructive grommet surgery due to massive pyramid shits 6x a day"
Doc: "I'm sure that's the reason, Sally."
Hank: "Also, your office scale seems to be off about 20lbs...I was 234 this morning before my morning
stalk run and 1lb of fatback"
Doc: "Okayyyy, we'll check that out Nancy"
